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<i>For thousands of years,</i>

2
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<i>Buddha oversaw the universe.</i>

3
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<i>And the Immortal Ones in heaven</i>

4
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<i>and kings in hell</i>

5
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<i>watched over earthly affairs.</i>

6
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<i>Demons walked among us,</i>

7
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<i>and dragons ruled the sea.</i>

8
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<i>Everything was in balance.</i>

9
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<i>We respected the gods,
and we followed the rules</i>

10
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<i>until the night a magical rock</i>

11
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<i>gave birth to a powerful being.</i>

12
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<i>Meet</i>

13
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<i>trouble.</i>

14
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Oh. Ooh.

15
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Okay, okay. Attention, everyone.

16
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We have important business to discuss.

17
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I, your Jade Emperor,

18
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Architect of the Universe
and Lord of the Immortals,

19
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shall throw the greatest,
most fantastic banquet

20
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since the one we did last Tuesday.

21
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Doesn't that sound fun, hmm?

22
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Understood, Your Majesty.

23
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Now, seating arrangements.

24
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Place the Immortal Ones at my head table.

25
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Minor gods by the kitchen in the back...

26
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What on Earth?

27
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Hm, an uncontrollable monkey
shooting light beams from his eyes?

28
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He's probably just excited, Your Majesty.

29
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We can't have that. Get rid of him.

30
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Patience.

31
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Buddha! I didn't see you there.

32
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This monkey is a powerful being.

33
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He has an important destiny.

34
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Let him find his way.

35
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Very well.

36
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I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?

37
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Where were we? Ah, dessert!

38
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I'm thinking a ten-foot
egg tart sculpture of me.

39
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Ah!

40
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Oh.

41
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Oh!

42
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A wise monkey
never stretches beyond his grasp.

43
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Will you let go?

44
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Ow!

45
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Ah. Huh?

46
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As I was saying,

47
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if the coconut is meant for us,

48
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it will be within reach.

49
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Mm. Not today.

50
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Oh!

51
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Out of the light!

52
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No, no, no, no!

53
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- We live in a world of rules and order.
- Oh?

54
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Observe.

55
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Think of my palm as our universe.

56
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Compared with this greatness,

57
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one little monkey
is an insignificant pebble.

58
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Only the Immortal Ones in heaven
are free to live without rules.

59
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Know your place, young one.

60
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Oh!

61
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Come back here
right this minute!

62
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Out of the light!

63
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Come back!

64
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Huh?

65
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- Run! The demon is here!
- Oh.

66
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Your recklessness
drew the Demon of Havoc upon us.

67
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You don't belong here, outsider!

68
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Coconut him.

69
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Hm.

70
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Hm.

71
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Ha!

72
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Ha!

73
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Huh?

74
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Ha!

75
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Hm. Ya!

76
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Pew! Pew!

77
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Ha ha! Okay, imaginary family,
give me some love.

78
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Oh, too slow.

79
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Mwah!

80
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Come.
Gather 'round, young ones.

81
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Aw.

82
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Feel the safety.

83
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Huh?

84
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Feel your insignificance.

85
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- Breathe...
- Nap time's over!

86
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- You again?
- You're in danger! Follow me and...

87
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- Ha ha!
- Huh?

88
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I, uh, thought
that would play out differently.

89
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Come on! It's getting away!

90
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You fool!
You think you're some kind of hero?

91
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But I can beat that thing.

92
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And save the baby?

93
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Sure. If there's time.

94
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With what? Coconuts?

95
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Coconuts are no threat
to the Demon of Havoc.

96
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- He could get a weapon.
- Ha. From where?

97
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Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.

98
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Yeah, the Dragon King.

99
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At the bottom of the sea?

100
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If you go out there, you will die.

101
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Says you.

102
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Crazy fool!

103
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One weapon coming right up.

104
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Coming to the stage,
let's give it up for...

105
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The reptile of style.

106
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The overboard overlord.

107
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With the sweetest vocal cords.

108
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The Dragon King!

109
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My loyal subjects...

110
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this grand column has stood here
since the dawn of time.

111
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It has waited patiently
for the mightiest, fiercest rebel

112
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with the best style, of course,

113
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to free its monumental potential.

114
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That rebel is me!

115
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My gorgeous machine
will unleash the column's power

116
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to create the greatest storm
the world has ever seen.

117
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Wow!

118
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You talk?

119
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You've been waiting for me? How long?

120
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Well, five minutes isn't...

121
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Five thousand years?

122
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The days when sea creatures
are looked down upon

123
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by those air-breathing
dry-landers are over!

124
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You're looking
for the most powerful being?

125
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No way! I'm actually on a quest
for the ultimate weapon!

126
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What are the odds, man?

127
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There's gotta be some way
we can help each other.

128
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If you were just a little smaller,
maybe I could...

129
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,083
Oh, whoa!

130
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Let our conquest begin!

131
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But first, a song.
And five, six, seven, eight!

132
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Huh?

133
00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:18,541
- Whoa!
- Is this part of the show?

134
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- What is happening?
- Look out!

135
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Someone's stealing
the grand column! Is that a monkey?

136
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Whoa!

137
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You are incredible!

138
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- Excuse me, sire, but...
- Zip it. I have a call to make.

139
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I demand satisfaction.

140
00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:56,625
Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy.

141
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A monkey stole my grand column.

142
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So?

143
00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:03,833
So? Someone could do a lot of damage
with that thing. Theoretically.

144
00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:06,458
You're a king.
You handle it. I believe in you.

145
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:12,958
Perhaps you could escalate this
to the big guy? Delegate up?

146
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,291
Ah, let's see. "Dear Buddha."

147
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:18,125
"Remember that stone monkey
you said to leave alone?"

148
00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:21,750
"Well, it took a stick.
We're all scared. Please save us."

149
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,291
No. Not happening.

150
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:29,000
Very well. I shall take things into my own
claws, and woe to those that... Oh!

151
00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:30,583
Ugh!

152
00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:34,291
So it's the monkey
who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel.

153
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With the best style.

154
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:39,291
Yeah. And he swiped the one thing you need
to take over the world.

155
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,708
What a guy!

156
00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:42,250
Oh no!

157
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:46,875
Any other comments?
Input? Friendly feedback?

158
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,458
- Not me.
- Mm-mm. Nope.

159
00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:51,375
No? Then draw me a bath!

160
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:57,750
The outsider's back.

161
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- He didn't die.
- He got a weapon.

162
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,916
He got a stick.

163
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,500
We can do this, right?

164
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,250
Hold on? What do you mean "hold on"?

165
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:21,583
Whoa!

166
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,833
Ow!

167
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:27,875
Wow!

168
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:40,500
Shh!

169
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,875
Stay here and keep a lookout.

170
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Just hang on.

171
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I <i>am</i> hurrying.

172
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,166
If you're so smart, you do it.

173
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,583
Stick, where are you?

174
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,083
Not that way!

175
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,166
Wait! What are you doing?

176
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,416
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

177
00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:41,041
- Monkey.
- You're just making it angrier.

178
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,166
Stop, Stick!

179
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:49,625
Come back, Stick!

180
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,291
Oh yeah! Awesome. I get it now.

181
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,375
Hee-yah!

182
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,500
Oh!

183
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,833
Wave bye-bye to the nice kitty.

184
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,666
Hee-yah!

185
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,041
What?

186
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,208
Ah.

187
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,750
Bad kitty god! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

188
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:44,791
Monkey King! Monkey King!

189
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,208
"Monkey King"! Yes.

190
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:48,833
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.

191
00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:53,083
The ultimate weapon for the ultimate hero!

192
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,333
Absurd!

193
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,250
You're a tiny pebble, remember?

194
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,708
He doesn't love you.

195
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:02,625
He just wants you to love him!

196
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,416
You'll never be one of us.

197
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,083
You're a selfish, rebellious fool,

198
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:12,875
who will end up all alone.

199
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,125
Hmm.

200
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,333
I'm not alone. I have my Stick.

201
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:25,125
That weapon should be wielded
by one of the Immortal Ones.

202
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:28,208
So wait. You're saying
I should be an Immortal One?

203
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,375
- What? No!
- Ah, that's interesting.

204
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,541
They do whatever they want
up there, right? That's me.

205
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,625
No rules. Me again.

206
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,458
Best weapons? Uh-huh. Very much us.

207
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,583
You're right. I don't belong here.

208
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:42,666
I belong with them!

209
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,666
Monkey King!

210
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,625
They'd never accept the likes of you.

211
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,291
I conquered a demon.

212
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:55,458
You'd have to defeat a hundred demons
to even get their attention.

213
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,791
Oh yeah.

214
00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:00,583
- I suppose you're right.
- Of course I'm right.

215
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,708
One hundred demons coming up!

216
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:07,666
Whoa!

217
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,000
Uh-oh. Agh!

218
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,708
<i>♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪</i>

219
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:22,666
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

220
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,083
<i>♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪</i>

221
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,083
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

222
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:30,791
<i>♪ Who's a mighty fighter
Who is brave and spunky ♪</i>

223
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,916
<i>♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪</i>

224
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,291
<i>♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪</i>

225
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:42,666
<i>♪ Who's the ape you can't escape
When he hunts you down? ♪</i>

226
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,625
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

227
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:47,208
<i>♪ Who's the chimp
All the simple people will crown? ♪</i>

228
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,166
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

229
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,458
<i>♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪</i>

230
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,916
<i>♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪</i>

231
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,416
<i>♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪</i>

232
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,458
Ha ha!

233
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:12,083
Ninety-nine demons down. One to go.

234
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,625
Hey, hero here.

235
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,833
Once-in-a-lifetime hero meetup.

236
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,083
Where is everyone?

237
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,166
Huh?

238
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,208
Anyone need a hero?

239
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,333
- Go away!
- Leave us alone!

240
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,791
You'll get us killed!

241
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,166
Name's Monkey King.

242
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:46,125
AKA the Simian Savior.
AKA the Legendary Demon Slayer.

243
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,291
And Stick.

244
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:50,083
Our amazing skills
include pole-fighting, punching,

245
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:54,250
kicking, a kick-pole punch combo,
the double-kick with or without Stick,

246
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,500
or the ever-popular
fake kick with a spinning pole.

247
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,541
- Huh! Yeah!
- Huh?

248
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,916
Monkey King?

249
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,208
I've never heard of you.

250
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,166
Well, I've never heard of you either.

251
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,750
This village needs
one of the Immortal Ones.

252
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,083
Not a monkey with a fancy stick.

253
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,625
This dump counts as a village? Come on!

254
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:16,250
- He's just gonna make it worse.
- Get rid of him.

255
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,416
Well, thanks for stopping by.

256
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,666
I don't think you're getting
how great I am...

257
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,708
He's the real deal, folks.
A living legend.

258
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,625
I am? I mean, of course I am.

259
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,000
If you've got a demon situation,
this is your guy.

260
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,083
Huh?

261
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,583
Where did you even come from, kid?

262
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:35,291
I've never seen her before,
and I'm the mayor's wife.

263
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,791
I know everyone!

264
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:40,250
You'd better get to know us.
Unless you wanna be demon dumplings.

265
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,375
Aiya.

266
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,041
Okay. Whisper time.

267
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,875
Maybe the demon will eat the monkey.

268
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,250
And leave us alone.

269
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,500
Either way, we win.

270
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,750
Oh, I like it. Break!

271
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,375
Brave warrior.

272
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,166
My poor, dear child was just kidnapped.

273
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:01,500
Every rainy season,
the horrible fire beast descends...

274
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,791
Fire beast? That'll be a hundred demons.

275
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,041
- I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants.
- Where's he going?

276
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:11,708
- Let's talk about my ascension ceremony.
- Ascension ceremony?

277
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,541
- Your what?
- My big victory party.

278
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,583
How else will the Immortal Ones
know it's time to come get me?

279
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,208
- Okay, I'll need a 35-piece orchestra.
- No!

280
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,208
- A 100-person dragon dance.
- No dancing.

281
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,125
And a huge fireworks extravaganza.

282
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,916
My fireworks? Too expensive.

283
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Unfortunately, ours is
but a poor rice-farming village.

284
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,458
Yeah, poor.

285
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,333
How insulting.
Come on, King. We're walking.

286
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,833
- Stop them!
- Uh, uh...

287
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:38,500
Please, won't you
and your assistant reconsider?

288
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:42,125
Assistant? I don't know this person.
Who are you?

289
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,125
Only your number one fan.

290
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,375
I mean, this guy
took down the white bone demon,

291
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,500
the red bone demon,
and the bone demon of no specific color.

292
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,833
We could sing songs about you,
and I'll give you a grand speech.

293
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:55,500
- And?
- Uh, name a street after you?

294
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,708
- And?
- And?

295
00:18:56,791 --> 00:19:00,875
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
a big, fat shiny medal of solid brass.

296
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:06,000
Ooh, that will impress 'em. Okay. Next up.
What's in it for my trusty companion?

297
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,458
- The girl?
- No! My wondrous stick.

298
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:11,666
- What's in it for him?
- Um, what does it want?

299
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,708
What do you want? A guitar.

300
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,666
But your stick can't play the guitar.

301
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,125
Huh?

302
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,500
And ten free guitar lessons.

303
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,791
Um, done?

304
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,583
- Done.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

305
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,000
Done.

306
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,625
- Uh-oh.
- The fire beast is outside.

307
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,500
Please don't let it hurt
my innocent little child!

308
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,458
Don't worry.

309
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:37,750
The quicker I slay this fire demon,
the faster we get to celebrate me.

310
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:38,833
Hm.

311
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,916
Please let me go!

312
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,083
Silence
or I shall devour you!

313
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:49,083
Hey. I see you, demon.

314
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,166
Huh?

315
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,000
Hee-yah!

316
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,583
Uh-oh.

317
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:57,666
Ow!

318
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,875
- What are you doing?
- Joining the Immortal Ones, duh.

319
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:02,958
What?

320
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,583
Daddy! The demon was so mean!

321
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,500
There, there.

322
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,041
Wait. <i>He's</i> the kid?

323
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,125
What took you so long?

324
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,541
We had to find a hero.

325
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:16,166
- You're the worst daddy ever.
- Now, son, don't hit Daddy.

326
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,041
Where's my snack? Hey! Ow!

327
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,291
Oh dear.

328
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,583
- What?
- That was for free.

329
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:32,250
How dare you challenge Red Girl,
Monkey King?

330
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,583
What's a Red Girl?

331
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,291
I am Red Girl!

332
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:39,625
Quake in my presence
and bow to my awesome power!

333
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:43,041
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor,
unattractive people alone.

334
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,500
But the kids are ripest this time of year.

335
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,958
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
- Daddy!

336
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,500
So yummy!

337
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,250
Okay, Monkey King, what's the play?
Are you gonna...

338
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,041
Okay, little girl.
I can take it from here.

339
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,625
Ha!

340
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,166
Get her, Monkey King!

341
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,333
Hey, cut that out!

342
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,208
Behave!

343
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:13,000
Hey, you're a little scrawny
for number 100, but we'll make it work.

344
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:14,750
Hai-yah!

345
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:20,708
Bad monkey!

346
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,208
Like I care!

347
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,583
Don't give up now. Ha! You're doing great.

348
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:31,291
Hey, stop that! Ugh!

349
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,375
Congratulations!
The Monkey King's last victim.

350
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,333
You're gonna be famous. Ow!

351
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,375
Uh-oh.

352
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:42,041
Stick!

353
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:46,250
Goodbye, Monkey!

354
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:48,875
Yes!

355
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,875
Frustrated!

356
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:52,875
Bam!

357
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,666
Whoa!

358
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,333
That Monkey's gonna burn down
the whole village.

359
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,416
- Come on, everyone.
- Come on!

360
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,333
Hai-yah!

361
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,125
Agh! My fireworks shop!

362
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,791
- Over here.
- Water coming up.

363
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,875
Toss it, kid.

364
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,708
Ooh, ooh.

365
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,333
- Eat fire, loser!
- Back at ya.

366
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:22,791
Whoa!

367
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,166
Do you really think you can defeat me?

368
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,083
No. I know it.

369
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,833
And for the beef dish, sire,

370
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,833
lettuce-wrapped or skewers?

371
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,041
Skewers it is.

372
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,708
Incoming!

373
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,708
- Daddy, I'm hungry!
- Now, son...

374
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,500
It's the monkey!

375
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,000
Not my house!

376
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,166
Creepy.

377
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,958
Oh! Stick!

378
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,083
Burn, Monkey, burn!

379
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,250
Boom!

380
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,666
What a team!

381
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,916
Where did you get that stick?

382
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,666
It's fantastic!

383
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,750
Good idea, Stick. Hey, you want it?

384
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,750
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

385
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:18,916
If you can hold it for ten seconds,
it's yours.

386
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,250
One, two...

387
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,708
- Four... Seven...
- Four... Seven...

388
00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:25,958
- Five.
- Stop!

389
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,351
- Four... Eight...
- One... Two...

390
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,458
Three...

391
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,750
You let go!

392
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:35,708
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!

393
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,625
Yes!

394
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,750
Mwah!

395
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,708
One-hundredth demon vanquished!

396
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:43,666
Monkey King reigns supreme!

397
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,625
And Stick.

398
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,083
Incredible. You got her
to fall right into your trap.

399
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:51,125
- I will learn so much from you.
- You're still here?

400
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,750
Please. My name is Lin.

401
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,916
I am but a lowly peasant girl
from a tiny village

402
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,208
who hopes to make a difference someday.

403
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:03,208
I offer my skills as your humble assistant
and weapon-bearer.

404
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,166
Wow. My own assistant?

405
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,666
Hard pass.

406
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,750
This monkey heroes alone.

407
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,083
Oh.

408
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:17,083
So, you got
my big victory speech ready, right?

409
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,708
Um, well, I...

410
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:23,583
Well, then, grab yourself a scroll
and take notes because it's,

411
00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:25,916
ha, party time!

412
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,416
Crazy monkey!

413
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,000
Kaboom! Yeah!

414
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:38,708
"How fortunate
we poor ignorant villagers..."

415
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,083
- Hm?
- Mm-hm.

416
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:42,416
"...are tonight to witness

417
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,041
the mighty Monkey King's
heavenly ascension

418
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:47,250
to join the Immortal Ones."

419
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,958
"He saved our town."

420
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,666
Sort of.

421
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:57,541
"He is the bravest,
most spectac... spectac..."

422
00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,250
- Are you sure?
- It's a word.

423
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:04,375
"...spectacul-errific-amazing-derful hero

424
00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:06,291
the world has ever known."

425
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:07,916
"Wait for applause."

426
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,291
Whoo! Monkey King!

427
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,791
"And now a song."

428
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:19,833
"Music and lyrics by a handsome artist
who, um, wishes to remain anonymous."

429
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,208
Hm.

430
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:24,583
<i>♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪</i>

431
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:25,541
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

432
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,875
<i>♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪</i>

433
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,000
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

434
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,000
<i>♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪</i>

435
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,500
<i>♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪</i>

436
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,666
<i>♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪</i>

437
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,166
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!

438
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,375
Yeah! Monkey King!

439
00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:49,041
Hm. It appears
the ape didn't succumb

440
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:52,041
to our fiery little minx as I'd hoped.

441
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,125
Time to move.

442
00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:55,916
Are you sufficiently moisturized,
Your Grace?

443
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,958
You know what happens
in the dry night air.

444
00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,375
Hm. Good point.

445
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:01,916
Onward!

446
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,625
Here's your medal.

447
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,791
Yes.

448
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,791
So, where are the Immortal Ones?

449
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,708
- Yeah, we were promised gods!
- They're coming. Move.

450
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:15,708
Ouch!

451
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:19,166
One hundred demons defeated.

452
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,083
Wow. What an accomplishment.

453
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:24,583
The Immortal Ones can welcome me
with open arms now.

454
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,291
I said now!

455
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,041
Now? Hello? This thing on?

456
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,125
They're here! See, peasants!

457
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:39,208
Behold as I ascend!

458
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:40,791
- You!
- Ho ho!

459
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:41,708
Huh?

460
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:44,541
You are no hero!

461
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,041
You're a thief!

462
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,791
Aw, you're not the Immortal Ones.

463
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:49,875
Uh-oh.

464
00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:53,416
That is mine!

465
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,166
What's wrong, Stick? You know this chump?

466
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,125
Stick? You never talked to me.

467
00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,500
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway?

468
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:05,791
I am the undersea ruler of the...

469
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,750
- What?
- Oh, look at his face.

470
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,666
- Low humidity. Arid climate.
- Ew!

471
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,708
Don't look at me!
No, no, no. Be right back.

472
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,291
So invigorating.

473
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:28,125
- ...undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom.
- What? Come on.

474
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:32,125
And you, sir, stole my stick.

475
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,958
No, I didn't.
I found it at the bottom of the ocean.

476
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,041
Right in the middle of some tacky palace.

477
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:40,125
Tacky? Once I reclaim my stick,

478
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:45,791
you and all these air-breathers
will suffer my... my...

479
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:47,375
Again?

480
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,083
Arid climate. No. Look away!

481
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,916
...suffer my wrath!

482
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,916
There's supposed to be a lightning crash.

483
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,333
And there it is.

484
00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:07,791
Hey, Babbo, how will we know
when we're under the stick?

485
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,833
Easy. The stick will be right above us.

486
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,041
How will we know we took the right stick?

487
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,750
There's only one choice.

488
00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:17,083
But what if we choose wrong, Babbo?

489
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,041
Look at that armor.

490
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,708
Who even wears brass with gold?

491
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:26,500
Look, buddy, I hear ya. You love my stick.
Everyone loves the stick.

492
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,833
But no one appreciates the stick
like I do.

493
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,833
Quiet! The grown-ups are talking.

494
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:36,250
And now you're ruining
my exclusive ceremony.

495
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,833
Point is, Stick is not going anywhere.

496
00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,541
- Ain't that right, Stick? Buddy?
- Ow!

497
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,666
- Uh-oh.
- Hey, are they with...

498
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:48,833
Stick, stay strong! I'm coming!

499
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,291
Oh no!

500
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,083
Hang on, Stick!

501
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:02,833
Woo-hoo!

502
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,541
What?

503
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:19,791
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!

504
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,125
Stick, left!

505
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,208
And to the right!

506
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:27,583
Ha ha! You missed!

507
00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:35,708
Stick, darling, it's Dragon.

508
00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:37,833
- He's mine!
- Jump in the tub!

509
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,666
He only listens to me, flaky.

510
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,541
I don't see a ring on it, honey!

511
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,458
Itching! Flaking!

512
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,541
Huh.

513
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,750
Of course! An avalanche.

514
00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:00,166
- Hit the brake!
- Fun ride, huh?

515
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,583
See ya!

516
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:05,291
- Babbo!
- Curse you, gravity!

517
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,833
Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme!

518
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:09,916
Huh?

519
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:11,958
Stick!

520
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,208
Catch me!

521
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:17,708
My palace is not tacky!

522
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:24,666
Gotcha!

523
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:27,916
Dragon King?

524
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,458
Agh!

525
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,791
Fear not, little girl.
The villain is gone.

526
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,291
Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.

527
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:39,750
- So, do I have the job?
- Um...

528
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:40,833
Nope.

529
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,750
Oh, come on.

530
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:48,583
Twenty minutes, and still no invite
from the Jade Emperor.

531
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,083
What am I missing?

532
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:54,083
Immortality! Of course.
It's right in the name.

533
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,500
To become an Immortal One,
I need immortality!

534
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,000
Maybe I can help.

535
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:02,958
Okay, look, kid. You see this?

536
00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,541
Your palm?

537
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:09,541
No! I mean, yes. But no. This here is me.

538
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,666
Okay?

539
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,833
And this tiny thing is you.

540
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,375
- Get it now?
- Huh?

541
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,125
I'm the universe hand,

542
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,083
and you're an insignificant,
useless pebble.

543
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,625
Even a tiny pebble
can make a big ripple, you know.

544
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:27,041
That's just
what a tiny pebble would say.

545
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,416
So, Stick, immortality, where do we go?

546
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,333
Really? Huh.

547
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,333
But how do we get there?

548
00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:38,041
A graveyard? Spooky.

549
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,208
Huh...

550
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,041
Grave... Gra...

551
00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:44,291
- Graveyard.
- You can't read.

552
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,583
Of course I can.

553
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:49,125
That's grass. That's the sky.
That's a rock. See? Reading.

554
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,250
- Graveyard's that way.
- Obviously.

555
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,500
No, no, no, no, no. We don't need her.

556
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,333
- He wants me to come. Doesn't he?
- Just go home, kid.

557
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,625
I can't go home.
There's trouble back there,

558
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,333
and it made me do some things.

559
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:05,416
- Things I probably shouldn't have done.
- Ooh! You killed someone?

560
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,791
- No!
- Oh.

561
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:09,750
I just wanna do big things someday.
Like you.

562
00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,041
Ow!

563
00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:16,666
I know. No. I...

564
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,125
Yes, but...

565
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,458
How much reading could we possibly need?

566
00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:24,166
Fine. I said fine!

567
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,500
So, assistant girl,

568
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,250
you coming or what?

569
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:29,333
So, where to next?

570
00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:33,208
Oh, you'll see.

571
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,333
Ooh.

572
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:46,000
In there? Us? How?

573
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,041
This. It's like an all-access VIP pass.

574
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:52,166
Any realm, any dimension.
Even the Land of the Dead.

575
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,916
But you're not dead.

576
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,291
And if all goes well, never will be.

577
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,416
Okay. If we're gonna fit in,
we gotta dress the part.

578
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,208
What the heck?

579
00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:03,333
Not heck.

580
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,083
Hell.

581
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,416
Try to keep up.

582
00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,416
Are we even supposed to be here?

583
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,750
Absolutely not. Isn't it great?

584
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,750
See, the day you're supposed to die

585
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,458
is recorded
in the Scroll of Life and Death.

586
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:29,208
But if my name should somehow
get crossed out,

587
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:32,250
then no death registered,
and guess who's immortal?

588
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,333
Me!

589
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:40,541
One more thing.
Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.

590
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,708
This is a bad idea.

591
00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:45,625
Next.

592
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:50,916
Act like a ghost.

593
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,666
Whoo! Eee!

594
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:57,541
Oh yeah. Great. You're giving me chills.

595
00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:59,416
King here! Coming through!

596
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,791
Make way.

597
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,875
Next! Release form.

598
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:07,000
You brought a live chicken
to the underworld?

599
00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:09,416
No living things allowed!

600
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,791
We really should go now.

601
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,791
Watch and learn, Pebble.

602
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,000
Oh no.

603
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:21,416
That's better. Pit of Infinite Agony.
Fourth floor on your right. Next!

604
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,625
Yes, good morning.

605
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,291
I'd like a quick glance
at the Life and Death Scrolls.

606
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,083
Release form first.

607
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,041
It's in my other armor?

608
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:33,541
Rejected!

609
00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:36,583
- Release form.
- Back to the world of the living.

610
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,291
Not so fast.

611
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:41,375
As my assistant, your first duty...

612
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,916
...is to be the sacrificial lamb.

613
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,375
- What are you doing?
- She's alive? Here in hell?

614
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,916
- What?
- You're alive!

615
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,250
How scandalous!

616
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,750
And you cut in front of all these people?

617
00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:54,666
- What?
- No living things allowed!

618
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,291
Oh, Monkey!

619
00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:59,333
Uh, uh, I... I'm not...

620
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,041
I couldn't be more dead.
Fresh corpse here.

621
00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:04,791
How did you die?

622
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:07,791
Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake?

623
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,500
A duel. Two duels.

624
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:10,666
Here's the story.

625
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:15,375
I fell... off a cliff
into a hole filled with sharks.

626
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,625
Rabid sharks.

627
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,625
And then a house fell on me,

628
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:21,000
and I drowned. Yeah.

629
00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:24,250
Okay, you're in.

630
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,208
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.

631
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,375
Fifth floor down the hall.

632
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:29,708
Hm.

633
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:30,791
Next!

634
00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:41,750
What a guy.

635
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,416
Hey!

636
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,375
Monkey! You abandoned me
in the middle of hell.

637
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,541
You don't leave a teammate behind.

638
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:53,000
What teammate? You're an assistant.
An insignificant pebble.

639
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,541
- Stop calling me that.
- Absolutely.

640
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:59,375
As soon as you find my scroll
so I can cross my name off. Come on.

641
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,708
This shouldn't take long.

642
00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,833
What?

643
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,500
Get reading.

644
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:13,666
What's your family name?

645
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,125
Don't have one. I was born from a rock.

646
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:17,750
A rock?

647
00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:22,125
More of a rock egg.
The scrolls list your family history.

648
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:24,458
I must have parents, right?

649
00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,166
Well, I guess.

650
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,500
Everyone does.

651
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:32,000
Ha! Looking for your scrolls?

652
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,416
My scroll? Why does he have my scroll?

653
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,583
You don't belong here,

654
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,583
outsiders.

655
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:43,708
Oh ho! Time to defeat demon 101.

656
00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:46,041
Mighty brush! Stamp of doom!

657
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,958
Open! Hyah!

658
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:53,750
- Don't let them get away!
- Capture them!

659
00:36:53,833 --> 00:36:55,291
Stop the monkey!

660
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:58,375
Through 115.

661
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,375
Clones, eh?

662
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:04,083
I can? Really? Cool!

663
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:11,083
Monkey King reigns supreme!

664
00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,458
Bring it!

665
00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:17,625
Woo-hoo!

666
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,541
Not the beard!

667
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:22,666
Woo-hoo!

668
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,208
Next!

669
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:30,083
Shaolin soccer!

670
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:35,958
- Wait! Time-out. I'm not a part of this.
- Nobody's on the bench!

671
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,541
Woo-hoo!

672
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:40,500
- Get her!
- Duck!

673
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,000
Got 'em.

674
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:50,291
Monkey, I got 'em. This one's mine. Huh?

675
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,166
Hey! Not yours!

676
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:57,458
What's it say about my family?

677
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,583
It says

678
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,791
you don't have one.

679
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,958
Oh. I'm all alone?

680
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,416
I'm sorry, Monkey.

681
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,041
Which means...

682
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,583
Oof! I'm an original!

683
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:10,666
One of a kind!

684
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,000
- Give me that scroll.
- Third line from the bottom.

685
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:18,875
Step away from the scroll,
you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!

686
00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:19,958
Come on!

687
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,375
Uh-oh.

688
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,166
Got it.

689
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,583
Yeah, baby!

690
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:32,125
Monkey King!

691
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,416
Oh, her.

692
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,916
Ow! That hurt.

693
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,250
Hee-yah!

694
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:45,125
And now I'm immortal!

695
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:51,250
Even for hell, this is bad.

696
00:38:57,125 --> 00:39:01,000
What's up, Yama?
Or should I say, what's down?

697
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:04,916
I beseech you.
A rogue primate has invaded hell and... Ow!

698
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,250
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right?
Listen, great news.

699
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:12,166
Get the Immortal Ones together.
I'm on my way. We're gonna be neighbors.

700
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,125
So you're the Monkey King.

701
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,541
Gonna party at your banquets.

702
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:17,958
- Get hammered.
- Release form!

703
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:22,083
- We're gonna share battle stories.
- Please. You're not one of us.

704
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,583
Actually, I am.
Crossed my name out and everything.

705
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:28,083
That only makes you half-immortal.

706
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,208
- Half?
- You can't die of old age.

707
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:31,541
Oh, that's great!

708
00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,708
But you can still die in battle.

709
00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:35,041
Huh?

710
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,750
Don't look at me. This was your plan.

711
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,458
Well, this is new information.

712
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:44,541
So, how exactly
does one get full immortality?

713
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,916
You don't. Not possible.

714
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,291
Well, there is
The Book of Everlasting Life, my lord.

715
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,166
- You shut your beard hole right now!
- My bad.

716
00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:55,416
Stick, door!

717
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,666
Assistant, book!

718
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,750
Monkey, stay handsome.

719
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:09,458
Whatever you do,
don't let him leave with that book!

720
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,541
Let's go.

721
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,125
Oh! Don't!

722
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,583
Uh-oh.

723
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:22,750
Make way!

724
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:25,958
Catch him! Catch him!

725
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:28,083
Agh!

726
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:35,875
Hee-yah!

727
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:42,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey!

728
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:47,916
Ha! Well, that was fun. You got the book?

729
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,833
- Uh, um, uh...
- You didn't lose it, did you?

730
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:51,958
Uh, uh...

731
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,291
You had one job!

732
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:55,541
One job and you blew it!

733
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,833
Uh...

734
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,166
Aha!

735
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,458
- Just messing with you!
- Do you treat all your friends like this?

736
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:08,166
Friends? Whoa, okay. You're more like
a teammate on my very critical mission.

737
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,208
Well, that's better than a pebble.

738
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,250
All right. Moving on. See this?

739
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,708
This book can tell us
how I can get my full immortality.

740
00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:16,833
- Uh...
- What's it say?

741
00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:19,250
Okay. Uh, it says...

742
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,750
Oh. "Full immortality can be attained
by eating a magical peach

743
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:26,125
from the Enchanted Orchard
of Everlasting Life."

744
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,416
Ooh! Where's that?

745
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,750
This could take a while.

746
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:33,208
And I will give you five minutes.

747
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:50,375
This monkey's insane.

748
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:51,625
Oh really?

749
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,666
He gets in fights, insults the gods.

750
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:57,375
He just stole a book from hell!
Oh yeah, did I mention? We went to hell!

751
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:01,708
Okay, let's bring the sass down
to, like, a four, okay, sweetheart?

752
00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:03,708
I can't keep this up. I can't do this.

753
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:07,166
Listen, honey, we made a deal.

754
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,875
There's no backing out now.

755
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,375
Or did you forget?

756
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:13,458
I remember.

757
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,125
I beseech you, divine dragon.

758
00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:21,041
End our suffering.

759
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,458
Our crops are dying.

760
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,500
Could you please
grace us with a rainstorm?

761
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:31,125
- We've been searching forever!
- What?

762
00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:33,125
Why aren't the "wanted" posters working?

763
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,291
But we put them up everywhere, Your Grace.
There's one.

764
00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:37,375
Huh?

765
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,666
What is this?

766
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:43,083
I told you to draw the monkey, you dimwit!

767
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:46,708
But, sire, monkeys are so much harder
to draw than sticks.

768
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:49,333
- No, wait, wait!
- What the...

769
00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:52,833
Divine Master of Weather.
Thank you for answering my call.

770
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:55,916
How dare you, a mere mortal,
speak to his lordship.

771
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,708
- Avert your eyes.
- My apologies.

772
00:42:57,791 --> 00:42:59,791
We have no food here. No water.

773
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,875
Could you please, please send us rain?

774
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,166
Well, aren't you
a presumptuous little snack.

775
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,333
Wait, please!

776
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:11,208
I'll do anything. You must need something.
An assistant. A servant.

777
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,791
A human servant? Ha!

778
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:15,791
He already has
two perfectly good and trusted advisors.

779
00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,000
We carry his tub.

780
00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:18,500
No!

781
00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:22,375
No. But perhaps our monkey would.

782
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,583
Monkey?

783
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:27,291
Would you lie for me? Get your paws dirty?

784
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:30,250
You'll have to be manipulative,
vicious, and cunning.

785
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,458
Do you have that in you,
you scrumptious, sweet little thing?

786
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:38,708
Because when you make a deal with me,
you follow through or...

787
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,125
It's chapped lips for you!

788
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,333
Benbo, he eats her.

789
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:46,125
Oh! Yeah, that too.

790
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,750
Okay. I accept.

791
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:53,625
Befriend a certain monkey,
earn his trust, and take his stick.

792
00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,666
When it's in my possession,

793
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:58,708
you'll get your rain.

794
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,458
He never lets the stick out of his sight.

795
00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,250
The sooner it's in my grip,

796
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,791
the faster you'll get
your drip, drip, drip.

797
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,041
Well, now he's got me searching
this stolen book

798
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:10,875
for some Orchard of Everlasting Life.

799
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:14,583
He's still trying
to join the Immortal Ones?

800
00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,416
What a fool.

801
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,791
What should I do?

802
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:21,916
Hm. He wants
an enchanted peach now, does he?

803
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:28,375
Oh, well, I'll just have to put on
a little show and give him one.

804
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:32,541
All you need to worry about
is getting him there.

805
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:41,958
You sure this is the right way
to get to that fancy peach orchard?

806
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:43,250
Yeah, definitely.

807
00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:46,791
- Woo-hoo!
- Do you have to go top speed?

808
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:50,125
This? Ha! Please.

809
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,291
- I'll show you top speed.
- No, no, no. I...

810
00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:53,958
Hey!

811
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:59,208
Now, any personal assistant of mine
really needs to be in the moment.

812
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:00,291
Yeah, yeah.

813
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:04,833
You need to be more focused
and pay better attention.

814
00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:15,500
I need to know you'll always have my back.

815
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,333
Monkey!

816
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,583
He's coming back. He's coming back.

817
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:23,166
And my shoes
perfectly shined.

818
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:24,916
He's not coming back!

819
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,791
It's the attention to detail
that I value most.

820
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,000
Hee-yah!

821
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:38,083
Where to next? The hills? The desert?

822
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,375
Aw, man!

823
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:45,291
Trees.

824
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,708
So many trees.

825
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:53,958
I could've died peacefully in my village,
but, no!

826
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:59,291
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths, here I come.

827
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:02,416
<i>♪ Who's the handsome hero
We love and adore? ♪</i>

828
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,666
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

829
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,125
Man, that's really catchy.

830
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,666
Help!

831
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,291
Where is she?

832
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:20,166
Oh, there you are. Did you hear
any of my performance evaluation?

833
00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:22,625
You are crazy!

834
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,291
And handsome.

835
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,958
If you're gonna be critical, be fair.

836
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,041
Places, everyone. Places!

837
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,625
Almost showtime.

838
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,500
Buzz for me, Babbo. Buzz!

839
00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:37,125
Must I, sire?

840
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,416
Come on. Sell it.

841
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,958
Look at my little stinger!

842
00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:44,375
- I'm adorable!
- All right, Benbo, less is more.

843
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,291
He's never gonna buy this.

844
00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,541
Does this look like
an enchanted peach garden?

845
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:51,708
If you believe it, so will your audience.
Here are the new sides.

846
00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:54,666
Try not to step on each other's lines.
Keep the scene contained.

847
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:57,708
I only had time to poison one tree.

848
00:46:57,791 --> 00:47:01,541
The toxin should take only a few moments
to knock him out cold.

849
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:06,041
Remember, the tree in the light
has the peach he should bite.

850
00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:09,375
If it's hidden by night,
then the fruit isn't right. Got it?

851
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:12,833
Okay. If the tree is in light,
then, um, uh...

852
00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:16,500
- It's the peach he should bite.
- Oh yeah. So definitely not that tree.

853
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,625
Yes, exactly that tree.

854
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,500
But that tree's not white.
It's more of a brown.

855
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,291
No, not the color!

856
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,291
I lit it up for you. See?

857
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,791
Still nothing?

858
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,000
So,

859
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:34,333
it's a glowing tree?

860
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:38,000
Exactly. Wow.

861
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:41,708
And once the monkey passes out,
I'll grab the stick and...

862
00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:43,083
Oh, here they come.

863
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:47,625
Everybody back to one. Hit your marks.
And let's have some fun out there.

864
00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:49,666
Whoopsie-daisy!

865
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,708
This one? No. That one.

866
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:58,958
Ugh. This peach grove looks kinda shabby.
Are you sure this is...

867
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:03,083
Oh yeah. One bite of the magical fruit,
and you get full immortality.

868
00:48:03,166 --> 00:48:05,250
Huh?

869
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,625
<i>♪ Behold this magic garden ♪</i>

870
00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:12,500
<i>♪ Full of magic nature ♪</i>

871
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,833
<i>♪ It's the Orchard of Everlasting Life ♪</i>

872
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,750
<i>♪ We are the magic guardians ♪</i>

873
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:19,291
<i>♪ And the pollinators
Of this magic orchard ♪</i>

874
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,041
<i>♪ Which is definitely real ♪</i>

875
00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:22,416
I don't know why,

876
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,291
but I like these guys.

877
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,416
Oh yeah, totally.

878
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,833
<i>♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Handsome, hairy stranger ♪</i>

879
00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,541
<i>♪ We are the protectors ♪</i>

880
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,791
<i>♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪</i>

881
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,375
<i>♪ We promise there's no danger ♪</i>

882
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:35,541
<i>♪ So eat a poison peach ♪</i>

883
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:39,166
<i>♪ I mean, the peaches that are juiciest
Are in that glowing tree ♪</i>

884
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,083
<i>♪ Hopefully ♪</i>

885
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,208
Stand back.

886
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,500
Hm.

887
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,041
I'm not feeling anything special.

888
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,750
Hey, do I look immortal?

889
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:56,875
- Hm, well...
- Or maybe it's the tree over here.

890
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,541
That's ridiculous.
The one in the light has the juiciest...

891
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:00,666
Stick to the pages!

892
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:04,333
Maybe it's this tree. The one in the dark.
That's the most delicious.

893
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,083
Hold it. Let me check.

894
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,750
Nope. Definitely not as juicy as the one...

895
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:10,916
Oh!

896
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,708
The tree in the dark...

897
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,416
Uh, what's wrong with this one?

898
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:21,875
...has the tastiest bark.

899
00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:24,666
That seems suspicious.

900
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,125
No, no, no, no.
This is definitely the right tree.

901
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,416
- Eat it.
- No, you eat it.

902
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,666
- No, you eat it.
- No improv.

903
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,291
- You eat it first.
- You eat it.

904
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:34,958
- You eat it.
- Come on. Just eat it. Yum.

905
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,375
How about at the same time?

906
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:40,000
Fine. Immortality, here I come.

907
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:44,666
I don't feel anything.

908
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:45,875
What?

909
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,708
Oh, wait. Maybe I do.

910
00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,333
I feel good!

911
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,458
Me too!

912
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,541
Maybe you should just sit down.

913
00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:02,666
Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own...

914
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,541
Beeswax?

915
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:05,625
No!

916
00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,416
Beeswax.

917
00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:10,083
Ugh!

918
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:13,875
Clear the stage. I'll take that stick.
Thank you very much.

919
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,666
Hey, I know you.

920
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,750
Oh, your skin's all cleared up.
You are gorgy!

921
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,500
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!

922
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,000
Hey, hey, you gotta try
these peaches, man.

923
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,416
You idiot!

924
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,000
Don't you realize what's in those

925
00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:35,541
yummy, mouth-watering...

926
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:38,166
Who wants to take a bath with me?

927
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,333
I do!

928
00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:40,416
Yay!

929
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,416
We're hot-tubbing
with the dragon!

930
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,625
Everyone's gonna get crazy!

931
00:50:47,291 --> 00:50:50,541
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

932
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:54,666
Oh man!

933
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,958
I loved those guys!

934
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,583
Those... Those are good people.

935
00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:03,250
But the two of you are my best friends.

936
00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:06,041
No. No, no, no, no. We're not friends.

937
00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:08,166
The three of us,

938
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,625
we're family.

939
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:17,791
What just... What just happened?

940
00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:21,166
Dra... Uh, Dragon?

941
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:24,750
Whoop!

942
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,208
Monkey?

943
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,125
You awake?

944
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,333
- Agh!
- Wait!

945
00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:48,458
Did the peaches work?
Am I fully immortal now?

946
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,250
- Knock my head off.
- What?

947
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:54,208
Take my stick and whack me in the face.
It's all right. Come on, come on. Do it.

948
00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:55,583
I won't even feel it.

949
00:51:56,916 --> 00:52:01,000
Fine. I'll do it myself, wuss.

950
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,458
Ow!

951
00:52:03,791 --> 00:52:06,791
- Those peaches were defective.
- Maybe they're out of season.

952
00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:10,458
What? Our quest has failed, Stick.

953
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,625
You're still half-immortal.

954
00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:14,291
I don't do half-things.

955
00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:15,833
Yeah, I noticed.

956
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,166
This old geezer once told me
all the things I couldn't do.

957
00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:22,625
That I'd wind up alone.

958
00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:28,166
Yeah. "You'll never amount to anything."

959
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:31,833
I heard that all the time
back home.

960
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:33,791
Wow.

961
00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:36,541
Wish I could relate.

962
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,916
Well, thanks for your help.

963
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,208
- I mean, it was mostly me.
- You're leaving?

964
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,041
- It was nice knowing you, little girl.
- But no!

965
00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,875
Don't go.
You said we were family.

966
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,083
- No, I didn't.
- You did.

967
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:49,208
Doesn't sound like me.

968
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:52,041
- Well, you said it.
- That was just the peaches talking.

969
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,291
But you promised we'd do big things.
We can't give up now.

970
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,708
"We"? Who's this "we"?

971
00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,791
I'm still gonna join the Immortal Ones.

972
00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:02,041
Just not with you.

973
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:05,791
You know what? I'm starting to think
that wasn't even the real peach orchard.

974
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:07,041
What?

975
00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:10,625
You think I... I deliberately
brought you to the wrong place?

976
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:13,250
L-L-Like some sort of...
Like some sort of trap?

977
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,000
You're saying I lied to you?

978
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,791
I'm not <i>not</i> saying it.

979
00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:20,250
You know what? Go ahead.
Walk away. You're so selfish.

980
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,041
You only care about yourself.

981
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:26,375
- Well, no one else will.
- Ugh! 'Cause you won't let them.

982
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:31,250
Someday, you really will end up all alone.

983
00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:40,208
Hm.

984
00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:45,666
Hm.

985
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:48,000
What are you yapping on about?

986
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,833
Who's that? Assistant, what does it say?

987
00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:54,083
"An authority on everlasting life,
the royal sorceress, Wangmu,

988
00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:59,458
can often be found in her laboratory
brewing her famous Elixir of Immortality."

989
00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:03,625
We're back in the game!
One sip and they'll have to accept me.

990
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,750
Way to go, Stick! Mwah!

991
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,125
You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for?

992
00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:12,625
- But that's in heaven.
- Monkey King reigns supreme!

993
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,833
Is that the Jade Palace?

994
00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:21,333
Absolutely.

995
00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:26,750
- Woo-hoo!
- What the...

996
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:37,166
There she is. Wangmu.

997
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:39,541
The queen of heaven.

998
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:43,041
Yeah, whatever. Let's go make me immortal.

999
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:55,291
Locked.

1000
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,416
Oh!

1001
00:54:58,541 --> 00:55:00,916
No. No, no, no! Monkey!

1002
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:06,250
Somewhere in this room are the ingredients
for making the Elixir of Immortality.

1003
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,375
- Guess I'll just have to taste everything.
- No. No. Wait.

1004
00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:12,083
- First thing we need is...
- Here goes nothing.

1005
00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:13,625
Hey, don't drink that.

1006
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,541
- I'm just smelling it.
- Don't smell anything.

1007
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,416
Uh, Monkey?

1008
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,291
Hey!

1009
00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:29,375
Ooh.

1010
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:32,750
Wha... Wha... Huh?

1011
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:40,666
Huh?

1012
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,416
Okay, Lin. You got this.

1013
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,875
Don't look back. Don't look back.
Don't... look... back.

1014
00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:07,083
Oh!

1015
00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:12,791
Aw, you're just a scared little monkey.

1016
00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:15,250
No friends. No family.

1017
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:16,875
You are alone.

1018
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:23,083
Sorry, Monkey.

1019
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:25,666
I can't fool around anymore.

1020
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:28,625
My people are counting on me.

1021
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:32,625
Oh!

1022
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:37,291
- Oh! Agh!
- Gee, why'd you trash this place?

1023
00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:38,875
We're guests here.

1024
00:56:38,958 --> 00:56:41,541
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?

1025
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:44,000
Hello? Come on.
I'm not paying you to goof around.

1026
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,500
Yeah. Uh-huh.

1027
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:48,125
We're not actually paying her, are we?

1028
00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:50,958
Right. The first ingredient is...

1029
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:54,083
There. A pinch of instant karma.

1030
00:56:54,166 --> 00:56:56,625
- Get mixing.
- Stealing from an old lady?

1031
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,583
You have no honor.

1032
00:56:58,666 --> 00:56:59,875
Uh-oh.

1033
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:01,291
First, I punish you.

1034
00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:03,375
Then I shame you.

1035
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,916
You can't shame me.

1036
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,458
I have no shame.

1037
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:10,833
And you have no exit.

1038
00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:15,375
Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of her.

1039
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:18,791
Eat lightning, chimp!

1040
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,875
Immortality Elixir! Let's go!

1041
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,416
Ha!

1042
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,166
A spoonful of chi. There! The blue jar.

1043
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:28,041
A spoonful of chi coming up.

1044
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:35,250
- What's next?
- A drop of moon essence. The green jar.

1045
00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,708
- Bad monkey!
- On it.

1046
00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:39,250
Ha! Missed!

1047
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,333
Yes!

1048
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,666
Hee-yah!

1049
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,458
- That's it.
- What else?

1050
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:45,916
Last one. Nectar of peach.

1051
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,791
Yes! Um...

1052
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:49,625
Yes!

1053
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:52,375
- Here you go.
- This is going to sting!

1054
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:59,958
You call yourself a god?
I'm so disappointed. What a bummer.

1055
00:58:01,708 --> 00:58:04,666
Um, it's stuck!
I-I need a spoon or chopsticks or...

1056
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:07,000
Stick, help her.

1057
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:08,750
- Perfect.
- Ha ha!

1058
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:13,500
I think I did it!

1059
00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:15,000
- Taste this.
- Right.

1060
00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,541
Taste death!

1061
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:19,666
Agh! No!

1062
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,958
That does it!

1063
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,916
Nice punch, Grandma!

1064
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,541
Your friend's not here
to protect you now.

1065
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:35,041
Uh, we're not friends. I'm his assistant.

1066
00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,000
His what?

1067
00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:37,791
I'm just a pebble.

1068
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,666
I'm only after his stick.

1069
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:43,833
I need it to save my village
from a drought.

1070
00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:50,708
So, the thief's assistant
is also a thief.

1071
00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:52,791
Woo-hoo!

1072
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,666
Take his stick and go!
The Jade Emperor will see you home.

1073
00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:01,541
What are you going to do to him?

1074
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,500
That selfish creature
doesn't care about you.

1075
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:05,458
Run!

1076
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,083
Ya!

1077
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:13,333
Ha ha! Stick, where are you?

1078
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:17,250
- Whoa!
- Back for more, Monkey?

1079
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,708
- Uh-oh.
- Don't look back!

1080
00:59:19,791 --> 00:59:21,708
Don't look back! Don't look back.

1081
00:59:23,916 --> 00:59:25,541
No, not this time.

1082
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:30,208
Goodbye, mortal.

1083
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:33,208
Half-mortal.

1084
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:39,875
You couldn't possibly think
you were worthy to take your place here

1085
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:43,041
amongst us Immortal Ones.

1086
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,791
That was fun.

1087
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:48,750
Huh?

1088
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:50,000
- Monkey!
- Agh!

1089
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:50,916
Agh!

1090
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,333
What?

1091
00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,791
Oh ho ho!

1092
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:01,083
I love it when people tell me
what I can't do.

1093
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:06,625
Whoa!

1094
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,208
My lightning makes you stronger?

1095
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:16,583
I'm immortal!

1096
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,708
And huge!

1097
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,916
I'm one of you now.

1098
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,958
You will never be one of us!

1099
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,750
- Monkey!
- Who's gonna stop me?

1100
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:33,458
I summon the Immortal Ones!

1101
01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:35,625
- I'm already here!
- They're coming!

1102
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:39,500
- We gotta get out of here!
- What are they gonna do? I can't die.

1103
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:43,583
There are fates far worse than death.

1104
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:45,250
We really should go now.

1105
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:49,750
Bring 'em on! I am a god.

1106
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:52,375
- Monkey!
- What? I'm busy!

1107
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:53,750
Bet you can't catch me.

1108
01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:57,833
Monkey King!

1109
01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:04,708
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.

1110
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,666
He's not coming!

1111
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,000
You came back

1112
01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:20,750
for me.

1113
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,166
- What's your deal?
- You came back for me!

1114
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,000
I so could've beaten that old lady.

1115
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:27,375
- But you didn't because you care.
- No.

1116
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,291
- Admit it. You care. Say it.
- No!

1117
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:30,375
- Say, "I care."
- Never.

1118
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,250
- Come on, admit it!
- I admit nothing!

1119
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,208
He so cares about me.

1120
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:35,541
I know!

1121
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:40,083
He was all like,
"We're not family. You're a tiny pebble."

1122
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:43,625
And then he saves me!

1123
01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:46,333
Are you two done?
'Cause I got to get to the Jade Palace.

1124
01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:49,041
- To do what?
- Defeat all the Immortal Ones.

1125
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:52,291
Then I'll become their ruler,
the new king of heaven.

1126
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,250
Wait. Are you sure? Sounds kinda crazy.

1127
01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:59,166
Yep! Whatever the Monkey King does,
he does big!

1128
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,708
- And you won't ever stop?
- Not until the day I die.

1129
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:04,250
- Which is?
- Never! I'm immortal!

1130
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:06,625
My thirst for new challenges
will never end.

1131
01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:10,000
I'll never be satisfied.
I'll never be fulfilled.

1132
01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:15,250
Which, when I say it out loud,
sounds incredibly depressing.

1133
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,833
Wow! Did I just curse myself?

1134
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:23,666
Maybe defeating everyone
isn't always the answer.

1135
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:26,708
Maybe you'd find happiness by,

1136
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,791
I don't know, helping other people?

1137
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:33,625
- That could be your new, uh, path.
- Hm.

1138
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:37,041
Say you could save a starving village
by lending out the stick for...

1139
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:38,125
My stick?

1140
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:41,958
Okay. How about I rip off my tail
and give that away too? I mean, come on.

1141
01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:43,875
You could save the lives of so many.

1142
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,208
Hard pass.

1143
01:02:45,291 --> 01:02:47,916
Me and Stick
are meant for way bigger things.

1144
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,541
You wanna be happy, <i>you</i> help people.

1145
01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,708
You can do great things.

1146
01:02:52,791 --> 01:02:54,416
I'm just a mortal.

1147
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:58,791
You're the only mortal I know
who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.

1148
01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:02,291
That wasn't my accomplishment.
That was you.

1149
01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:06,291
When we were in hell, I read my scroll.

1150
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:09,416
It said, "Lin, common peasant girl."

1151
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,708
"Tried to make a difference. Never did."

1152
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,583
Does it have to end that way?

1153
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,500
I don't know. Who's Lin?

1154
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:21,791
I'm Lin.

1155
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:25,583
Oh! Hey, Lin. Monkey King.
Nice to meet ya.

1156
01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:26,666
Pleasure.

1157
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,791
Buck up, Lin. No one thought
I could make a difference, right?

1158
01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:32,500
But now look at me. The original outsider.

1159
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:34,125
Fully immortal!

1160
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,666
So don't let anyone,

1161
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:38,166
god, demon, old monkeys,

1162
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:40,416
challenge you or stand in your way.

1163
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,875
You want something,

1164
01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,208
don't ask.

1165
01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:44,708
Just take it.

1166
01:03:51,916 --> 01:03:53,666
- I've got a challenge.
- Go on.

1167
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:55,416
- It's a big one.
- I'm listening.

1168
01:03:55,500 --> 01:04:00,041
How long do you think an immortal monkey
can hold his breath under that water?

1169
01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:01,666
Interesting.

1170
01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:03,125
I dunno.

1171
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,916
Two, three

1172
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,458
years!

1173
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,333
Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.

1174
01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:32,666
Go home. Your storm is coming.

1175
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,458
Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait
the whole three.

1176
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,250
Forget it. Come on.
Grab Stick, and we'll...

1177
01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:55,083
- Where's Stick?
- I had no choice.

1178
01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,041
- He just needs to borrow it.
- Borrow it?

1179
01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:59,333
- Where did you get that?
- The Dragon King just...

1180
01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:00,958
Dragon King?

1181
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:03,000
My village is dying.

1182
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:05,208
My family is dying.

1183
01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:06,958
The Dragon King can help them.

1184
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:10,250
I trusted you, Lin. I saved you.

1185
01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:13,750
I saved you first.
And I asked for your help.

1186
01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:17,291
You said if I want something,
don't ask. Just take it.

1187
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,333
That's what you said.

1188
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,291
I had to do it.

1189
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,000
Ha!

1190
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,750
Well, hello, you.

1191
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,250
That stick belongs to me!

1192
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:38,750
Stickipoo here had a momentary fling,

1193
01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:41,333
but now he's come home.

1194
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:46,583
In fact, he'll be the guest of honor
at my celebration tonight.

1195
01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:48,583
Invite only.

1196
01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:52,791
And a warm thanks to you
for the help, my child.

1197
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,583
Tell your village the drought is over.

1198
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,125
It's all over.

1199
01:05:59,791 --> 01:06:02,125
For you, your people,

1200
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,791
and the entire world!

1201
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,250
The world?

1202
01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:11,708
No, we have to stop him.

1203
01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:14,333
- You betrayed me!
- I had no choice.

1204
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:19,000
- We're still family, right?
- I have no family.

1205
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,416
- I'll help you get Stick back.
- Help me?

1206
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:24,541
You? An insignificant pebble?

1207
01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,458
This monkey heroes alone!

1208
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,416
I'll show you crazy.

1209
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,708
Monkey!

1210
01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,291
But he destroyed my home.

1211
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:47,666
Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop
a little monkey from smashing your roof...

1212
01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:51,750
Coming to the stage...

1213
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:55,791
To finally kick off
his world domination tour...

1214
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,916
He's flashy.

1215
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,333
He's splashy.

1216
01:06:58,416 --> 01:07:00,291
But don't mention his rashy.

1217
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:03,625
Put your fins
and tentacles together for...

1218
01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:06,791
The Dragon King!

1219
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:19,000
<i>♪ Feeling weary, well, you oughta
'Cause dwelling underwater isn't swell ♪</i>

1220
01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,000
<i>♪ Trust me, I know ♪</i>

1221
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:23,791
<i>♪ You see, since birth
I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪</i>

1222
01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:26,833
<i>♪ That has caused me sadness
And woe, woe, woe ♪</i>

1223
01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:29,708
<i>♪ Whenever other kids saw me
Under the sun's rays ♪</i>

1224
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:33,083
<i>♪ In no time, they'd be calling me
A freak or a raisin ♪</i>

1225
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:35,666
<i>♪ So I resigned myself
To being left behind ♪</i>

1226
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,541
<i>♪ Forever livin' in the H2O ♪</i>

1227
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:42,458
<i>♪ But since then I've realized ♪</i>

1228
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:45,208
<i>♪ There's nothing wrong
With being moisturized ♪</i>

1229
01:07:45,791 --> 01:07:48,416
<i>♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪</i>

1230
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,916
<i>♪ Second-rate and inferior ♪</i>

1231
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:56,791
<i>♪ To the air-breathing
Land-walking sun kissers I despise? ♪</i>

1232
01:07:56,875 --> 01:08:00,291
<i>♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪</i>

1233
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,666
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1234
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:06,125
<i>♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪</i>

1235
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,875
<i>♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪</i>

1236
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:08,875
Yes, I am!

1237
01:08:08,958 --> 01:08:12,375
<i>♪ For years, this un-phibian demon's
Been rehearsing a scheme ♪</i>

1238
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,125
<i>♪ Now stand back
'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪</i>

1239
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:20,125
<i>♪ And nobody will deny my power
When I take the world by storm ♪</i>

1240
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:24,166
<i>- ♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪
- ♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪</i>

1241
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:27,083
<i>- ♪ Only endless power showers ♪
- ♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪</i>

1242
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:30,083
<i>♪ No more groundhogs
Or earthworms ♪</i>

1243
01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,916
<i>♪ And no more ruined frizzy perms ♪</i>

1244
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,041
<i>♪ No more islands, no more nations ♪</i>

1245
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:39,250
<i>♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪</i>

1246
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:42,166
<i>♪ No more sadness, no more crying ♪</i>

1247
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,541
<i>♪ No more failed auditions ♪</i>

1248
01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:47,375
<i>♪ Drying up on the big final ♪</i>

1249
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,000
<i>♪ Note ♪</i>

1250
01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:56,208
<i>♪ Ever again ♪</i>

1251
01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:58,916
<i>♪ So watch me rise up ♪</i>

1252
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,666
<i>♪ Open the skies up ♪</i>

1253
01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:05,083
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1254
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:08,708
<i>♪ I'm the top dragon ♪</i>

1255
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:10,833
<i>♪ And he ain't braggin' ♪</i>

1256
01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:15,291
<i>♪ No, I'm taking the world by storm ♪</i>

1257
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,791
<i>♪ Fortune favors the brave ♪</i>

1258
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:21,083
<i>♪ So, baby, I'm making waves ♪</i>

1259
01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:26,750
<i>♪ So big they'll become the norm ♪</i>

1260
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:29,541
<i>♪ So watch me rise up ♪</i>

1261
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,875
<i>♪ Our king will reign ♪</i>

1262
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:33,434
<i>- ♪ Open the skies up ♪
- ♪ He's makin' it rain ♪</i>

1263
01:09:33,458 --> 01:09:38,666
<i>♪ And take the whole dried world ♪</i>

1264
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:45,250
<i>♪ By storm ♪</i>

1265
01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:52,166
Salutations, dry-landers!

1266
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:55,250
Who wants the honor of drowning first?

1267
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,541
- Flaky!
- Huh?

1268
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,708
Where's my Stick?

1269
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:03,875
I believe I said invite only!

1270
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:08,166
What do we do now?

1271
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,208
I am the mighty Dragon King,

1272
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,708
world-flooder, man-slayer...

1273
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:15,583
Monkey punching-bag!

1274
01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:16,958
- Huh?
- Woo-hoo!

1275
01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,416
- Stop it!
- Yeah!

1276
01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:20,500
Knock it off!

1277
01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:23,083
Monkey!

1278
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,625
Stop!

1279
01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:26,583
Stop!

1280
01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,458
- I got ya. Head for high ground!
- Mama!

1281
01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:31,625
Everybody, get to the top of the hill!

1282
01:10:39,166 --> 01:10:41,416
Hm.

1283
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:48,458
Stop wrecking my clones!

1284
01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:52,666
Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you!

1285
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:54,750
Hee-yah!

1286
01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,750
Gotcha!

1287
01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:59,583
Hm?

1288
01:10:59,666 --> 01:11:02,458
Why won't you die?

1289
01:11:02,541 --> 01:11:04,500
I'm immortal, dummy!

1290
01:11:04,583 --> 01:11:05,625
How?

1291
01:11:05,708 --> 01:11:08,541
Those peaches were fake!

1292
01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:09,916
- Dragon!
- What?

1293
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,875
- Your Majesty!
- What?

1294
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:15,500
Spare my poor village,
and I'll tell you his weakness.

1295
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:18,375
Agreed.

1296
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:21,208
Lightning. It's the only thing
that can defeat him.

1297
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,333
Fry him up. No one'll miss him.

1298
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,416
<i>Jia you! Jia you!</i>

1299
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:32,958
Ya!

1300
01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:55,041
Stick?

1301
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:05,000
Oh no, not again!

1302
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:08,250
I missed you so much.

1303
01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:15,000
Thanks for the assist, child.

1304
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,666
I'm not your assistant!

1305
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:20,375
I'm his.

1306
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,416
What?

1307
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,708
Hee-yah!

1308
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,750
Hi-yah!

1309
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:39,500
Ha!

1310
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,208
Oh ho!

1311
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:45,958
This is so twisted!

1312
01:12:49,166 --> 01:12:52,500
Oh!

1313
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:54,041
Hee-yah!

1314
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,000
Yes! That's it! Wring him out!

1315
01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,458
No! No. No.

1316
01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,625
Monkey?

1317
01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,625
Okay, you can have the stick!

1318
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:19,500
How about I get custody just on weekends?

1319
01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:26,791
Are we fired?

1320
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,791
Oh yeah, we need a new career.

1321
01:13:29,791 --> 01:13:31,916
You did it. You defeated the Dragon King...

1322
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,000
Monkey King reigns supreme!

1323
01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:36,000
Uh-oh.

1324
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,083
Sir, you, uh...

1325
01:13:38,166 --> 01:13:39,333
What is it now?

1326
01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,666
You're next.

1327
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:41,875
Whoa!

1328
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:47,750
This has gone too far.

1329
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:51,666
Hand me the Royal Horn of Desperation.

1330
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:54,125
But the Buddha said
to let him find his own way.

1331
01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:57,000
The Buddha speaks in riddles.
No one understands him.

1332
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,416
This ends now!

1333
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,250
Monkey!

1334
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:15,791
You shall spend your immortality alone,

1335
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,916
reflecting on your crimes.

1336
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,458
My crimes?

1337
01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:23,125
You could have accepted me.

1338
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:27,958
Now I will reign supreme over all of you!

1339
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,000
Hee-yah!

1340
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:42,333
Monkey! Stop!

1341
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:49,125
Monkey!

1342
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:50,791
Monkey! Monkey!

1343
01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:55,083
It's me! It's Lin!

1344
01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:57,875
Please, you have to stop.

1345
01:15:08,041 --> 01:15:09,791
No, Monkey!

1346
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:16,458
<i>♪ Who's the giant primate
Who is making a mess? Monkey King! ♪</i>

1347
01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:20,083
I did this. I let this happen.

1348
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,500
Buddha?

1349
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,333
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1350
01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,708
<i>♪ Who can swing around
The biggest stick... ♪</i>

1351
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:41,833
Please, he's not evil.

1352
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,791
He has goodness inside him.

1353
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,500
He does care.

1354
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:50,958
Then help him find his way.

1355
01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:58,375
What's happening?

1356
01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:03,250
Enlighten him.

1357
01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:05,958
What? But how do I do that?

1358
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,625
Monkey King, stop!

1359
01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:11,000
Oh, whoa.

1360
01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:14,791
Monkey King, stop!

1361
01:16:15,791 --> 01:16:16,708
Buddha?

1362
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:19,250
Monkey King is my old title.

1363
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:22,625
You will address me as the Great Sage,

1364
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,000
equal of heaven!

1365
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,583
How can we show him
he's not the center of the universe?

1366
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:36,833
I got it! I have
a challenge for you, Great Sage.

1367
01:16:36,916 --> 01:16:38,291
Not interested!

1368
01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:42,250
- What is it?
- Something worthy of you.

1369
01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:45,333
The ultimate challenge.

1370
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:54,666
What gives?

1371
01:16:54,750 --> 01:17:01,166
If you are powerful enough
to leap from my palm,

1372
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:06,916
the kingdom of heaven
will be yours to rule.

1373
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,833
Hang on. What did he just say?

1374
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:15,333
But if you fail,
you will do a long penance here on Earth.

1375
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:18,791
Please. Too easy!

1376
01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:20,666
I just have to leave your hand?

1377
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:25,375
You're on, but you're gonna feel
pretty foolish in about two sec...

1378
01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:26,291
Cloud jump!

1379
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,416
I really hate that monkey.

1380
01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:43,541
Woo-hoo!

1381
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,416
Whoa!

1382
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,458
This is the edge of the universe, Stick!

1383
01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,708
I rule!

1384
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:02,291
Yeah, I totally should.
Just to prove I was here.

1385
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,416
Ha ha! And now to make my other mark.

1386
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:12,583
Stop that, Monkey.

1387
01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:14,583
Uh, the Great Sage.

1388
01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:18,250
Whoa! Agh!

1389
01:18:21,833 --> 01:18:23,416
Ha!

1390
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:28,333
You never
left my hand, Monkey King.

1391
01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:32,791
Wait a second. No! No.
No, no, no, no, no! No! No!

1392
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,791
Whatever just happened,
that's cheating! Do-over!

1393
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,458
Hard pass.

1394
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:40,041
Pebble?

1395
01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:43,708
- Are you even supposed to be in there?
- Absolutely not. Isn't it great?

1396
01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:46,583
You tricked me! Not fair!
That's two against one.

1397
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:49,000
I'm sorry.
This is the only way to help you.

1398
01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:52,208
Stop! No, no, no, no, no! No!

1399
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,500
No! Stick!

1400
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:58,125
Well, guess what?

1401
01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:01,708
This is so exactly
what I wanted to happen.

1402
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:04,750
Told you, you'd feel foolish. Ha ha.

1403
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:06,250
Agh! Whoa!

1404
01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:10,458
Monkey King,

1405
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:16,958
you are now on the path
of meditation and self-reflection.

1406
01:19:17,041 --> 01:19:19,125
I was born from a rock, you know?

1407
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:23,541
- This is where I thrive!
- Monkey King reigns supreme!

1408
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:27,333
When you awake to nothingness,

1409
01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:31,666
you will have found your way.

1410
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,333
Awake to nothingness.

1411
01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:39,625
Whatever that means.

1412
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,041
I'll think about it.

1413
01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:56,625
He's just a little monkey
looking for a place to belong.

1414
01:19:56,708 --> 01:20:00,250
The Monkey King's scroll

1415
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:03,375
is still to be written.

1416
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,083
When he is ready,

1417
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:09,500
the world will need him

1418
01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:13,916
as it has needed you.

1419
01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:35,333
Hey, Lin, where's our hero going today?

1420
01:20:35,416 --> 01:20:36,958
I'll be back by sunset.

1421
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,708
And two extra-large
milk tea bobas.

1422
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:42,458
Want honey with that? I made it myself.

1423
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,416
Omm.

1424
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:54,875
My gosh! How do I awaken to nothingness?

1425
01:20:54,958 --> 01:20:56,458
What does that even mean?

1426
01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:59,625
Be calm? Patient? Humble?

1427
01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:01,916
I'm the king of being humble!

1428
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,458
Monkey?

1429
01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,458
Monkey.

1430
01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:10,208
Go away! I'm busy thinking
of all the ways to get back at you.

1431
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:11,958
Calmly.

1432
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:16,750
I came to say goodbye
before Buddha closes up your mountain.

1433
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,458
Oh, lucky me.

1434
01:21:20,291 --> 01:21:22,625
I know you're mad,
but you were out of control.

1435
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:25,958
Okay,
you don't have to remind me.

1436
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:29,833
Taking on all the gods
probably wasn't my best idea.

1437
01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:36,208
I really messed up, didn't I?

1438
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:39,666
Monkey, you were born from a rock,

1439
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,583
abandoned by everyone.

1440
01:21:41,666 --> 01:21:43,875
Th-The gods hated you,

1441
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:47,208
and all you ever wanted

1442
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:49,333
was to be loved.

1443
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:53,708
And you are!

1444
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:56,208
You changed my life.

1445
01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:59,000
I made a difference. We both did.

1446
01:21:59,708 --> 01:22:01,833
I really am your number one fan.

1447
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:07,333
Well, I guess a little pebble
did make a big wave.

1448
01:22:07,916 --> 01:22:09,041
With an assist.

1449
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,500
Oh, that's good.

1450
01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:12,625
Me, your assistant?

1451
01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:13,958
Okay. Okay.

1452
01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:15,833
We helped each other.

1453
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:18,541
Well, we didn't do it all alone.

1454
01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:23,916
Stick! Buddy! I missed you so much!

1455
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,625
The team is back.

1456
01:22:29,541 --> 01:22:31,375
I guess this is goodbye.

1457
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,833
Wait, don't go yet.

1458
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:43,333
Thank you for everything.

1459
01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:52,166
I'll miss you, Monkey.

1460
01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:00,291
Oh.

1461
01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:02,750
Keep writing your scroll, Lin.

1462
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,166
I will.

1463
01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:31,791
<i>I kept my promise
and did great things.</i>

1464
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,875
<i>And Monkey, I'm sure
he'll be out in no time.</i>

1465
01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:50,541
Monkey, demons run wild across the land.

1466
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:53,500
The Buddha sent us to release you.

1467
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,875
Are you ready
to join our journey to the West?

1468
01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:03,958
I have awoken with peace in my heart,

1469
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:07,416
and you wish for me to fight?

1470
01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:10,333
Well, yes, but...

1471
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:17,875
Come on, Stick. The world needs us.

1472
01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:19,500
Huh? Oh no!

1473
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:24,875
<i>♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪</i>

1474
01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:25,875
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1475
01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:29,250
<i>♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪</i>

1476
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:30,250
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1477
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:33,916
<i>♪ Who's a mighty fighter
Who is brave and spunky ♪</i>

1478
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,916
<i>♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪</i>

1479
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,083
<i>♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪</i>

1480
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:46,875
<i>♪ Who's the ape you can't escape
When he hunts you down? ♪</i>

1481
01:24:46,958 --> 01:24:47,791
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1482
01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:51,083
<i>♪ Who's the chimp
All the simple people will crown? ♪</i>

1483
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,000
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1484
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:55,500
<i>♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪</i>

1485
01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:58,750
<i>♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪</i>

1486
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:01,666
<i>♪ That's right, he's the Monkey King! ♪</i>

1487
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,208
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1488
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:27,583
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1489
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,875
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1490
01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:32,291
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1491
01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,208
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1492
01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:35,958
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1493
01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:38,375
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1494
01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:39,833
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1495
01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:42,250
<i>- ♪ Monkey King! ♪
- ♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1496
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:44,083
<i>- ♪ Monkey King! ♪
- ♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1497
01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,416
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1498
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,125
<i>♪ Monkey King! ♪</i>

1499
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:52,833
<i>♪ So watch me rise up ♪</i>

1500
01:25:52,916 --> 01:25:55,416
<i>♪ Open the skies up ♪</i>

1501
01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:58,958
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1502
01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:03,875
<i>♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪</i>

1503
01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:10,125
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1504
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,791
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1505
01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:15,416
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1506
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:18,083
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1507
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:20,958
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1508
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,250
<i>♪ Dragon King coming ♪</i>

1509
01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:23,708
<i>♪ The hurricane flooding ♪</i>

1510
01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:26,041
<i>♪ He'll make it rain
Watch the whole world love it ♪</i>

1511
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,405
<i>- ♪ It's Benbo ♪
- ♪ It's Babbo ♪</i>

1512
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:28,791
<i>♪ We're searching for the stick ♪</i>

1513
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,166
<i>♪ Monkey King stole it ♪</i>

1514
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,375
<i>♪ We need it quick ♪</i>

1515
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:34,142
<i>- ♪ And DK knows ♪
- ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪</i>

1516
01:26:34,166 --> 01:26:35,566
<i>♪ Time to find the monkey ♪</i>

1517
01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:38,125
<i>♪ And bury him in the sand
Make him do the rain dance ♪</i>

1518
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:41,083
<i>- ♪ His last dance ♪
- ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪</i>

1519
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:42,041
<i>♪ Ha ha! ♪</i>

1520
01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,250
<i>♪ And everybody knows
What we came here for ♪</i>

1521
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:47,309
<i>- ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪
- ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪</i>

1522
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:50,125
<i>♪ So watch me rise up
Open the skies up ♪</i>

1523
01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:52,333
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1524
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:55,416
<i>♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪</i>

1525
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,416
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1526
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,583
<i>♪ Every inch of the land ♪</i>

1527
01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:00,916
<i>♪ Every part of the sky ♪</i>

1528
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,125
<i>♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪</i>

1529
01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:06,083
<i>♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪</i>

1530
01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:08,041
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1531
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,541
<i>♪ He'll take
The world by storm, hey, hey ♪</i>

1532
01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:12,083
<i>♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1533
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,750
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1534
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:17,750
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1535
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:20,000
How did I come up
With this plan?

1536
01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:22,750
<i>♪ I was chillin' with the fish
And the pillar sparked a vision ♪</i>

1537
01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:24,583
<i>- ♪ And bam! ♪
- ♪ I envisioned a plan ♪</i>

1538
01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:27,791
<i>♪ Now I've created a machine
To turn the world sub-marine ♪</i>

1539
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,767
<i>- ♪ This demon dragon's gonna be the man ♪
- ♪ Oh yeah! ♪</i>

1540
01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:31,791
<i>♪ And DK knows ♪</i>

1541
01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:34,892
<i>- ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪
- ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪</i>

1542
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,500
<i>♪ And bury him in the sand
Make him do the rain dance ♪</i>

1543
01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:40,375
<i>- ♪ His last dance ♪
- ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪</i>

1544
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:41,291
<i>♪ Ha ha! ♪</i>

1545
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,625
<i>♪ And everybody knows
What we came here for ♪</i>

1546
01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:46,601
<i>- ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪
- ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪</i>

1547
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:49,500
<i>♪ So watch me rise up
Open the skies up ♪</i>

1548
01:27:49,583 --> 01:27:51,666
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1549
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:54,791
<i>♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪</i>

1550
01:27:54,875 --> 01:27:56,916
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1551
01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,041
<i>♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪</i>

1552
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:02,375
<i>♪ To all the haters and the dehydraters ♪</i>

1553
01:28:02,458 --> 01:28:03,958
<i>♪ To the land-walking, hair-growing ♪</i>

1554
01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:06,250
<i>♪ Name-calling, life-ruining
Loneliness-inducing ♪</i>

1555
01:28:06,333 --> 01:28:08,833
<i>♪ Embarrassing-me-in-front-of-my-friends
And-family doing... ♪</i>

1556
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:10,041
<i>♪ I mean ♪</i>

1557
01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:12,833
<i>♪ They're all gonna die ♪</i>

1558
01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:15,916
<i>♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪</i>

1559
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,083
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1560
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:21,166
<i>♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪</i>

1561
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,250
<i>♪ And take the world by storm ♪</i>

1562
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:26,416
<i>♪ For years this un-phibian demon's
Been rehearsing a scheme ♪</i>

1563
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,875
<i>♪ Now stand back
'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪</i>

1564
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:31,083
<i>♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪</i>

1565
01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:33,767
<i>- ♪ When I take the world by storm ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

1566
01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:35,166
<i>♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1567
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:37,791
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1568
01:28:37,875 --> 01:28:40,458
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1569
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:43,125
<i>♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪</i>

1570
01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:44,458
<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>