1
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<i>It was almost three months</i>

2
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<i>after police found</i>
<i>the first victim's body</i>

3
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<i>that law enforcement officials</i>
<i>caught their first break</i>

4
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<i>when they discovered</i>
<i>the killer used a doorknob</i>

5
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<i>to bash the victim's head in,</i>

6
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<i>and then in an act</i>
<i>of defiance,</i>

7
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<i>almost daring police to</i>
<i>discover the murder weapon</i>

8
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<i>that was right</i>
<i>under their noses.</i>

9
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<i>When asked, detectives said</i>

10
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<i>they'd never seen a case</i>

11
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<i>where the killer</i>
<i>taunted police...</i>

12
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-This coffee's shit, I think
the milk's bad or something.

13
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And I want my money back.

14
00:02:06,463 --> 00:02:07,617
-Get the fuck outta here.

15
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-I just drank this
coffee that tasted

16
00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,720
like a monkey's
fucking asshole.

17
00:02:10,848 --> 00:02:11,967
I was just in here.

18
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-You were not just
fucking in here.

19
00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,232
-Now you're trying to tell me

20
00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,799
that I wasn't just
fucking in here.

21
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-Motherfucker,
I don't know you.

22
00:02:20,256 --> 00:02:22,432
-Yeah, but I know
who you are, Luis.

23
00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,128
-Get the fuck outta my store.

24
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-Not without my money.

25
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-Get the fuck out!

26
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-Go ahead, play the security
camera footage.

27
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-Motherfucker,
I'm going to crack

28
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your fucking skull open!

29
00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,632
-You ain't gonna do shit.

30
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-Motherfucker, try me,
motherfucker!

31
00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:36,288
-Play the fucking video.
Play the video.

32
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-Come on, mother--
-Play the video.

33
00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,031
-I don't got no
fucking security video!

34
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-Oh, you don't?

35
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- <i>You like that, huh?</i>

36
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Stop squirming.

37
00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,136
- Such a strong piece,
don't you think?

38
00:03:07,264 --> 00:03:08,960
Are you familiar
with the artist?

39
00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,623
- Oh yeah,
Grace is amazing.

40
00:03:10,944 --> 00:03:12,288
-I just think this newer work

41
00:03:12,415 --> 00:03:14,720
is such an interesting
evolution of our practice,

42
00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:15,423
don't you?

43
00:03:15,551 --> 00:03:16,576
-Definitely.

44
00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:17,888
-So is it something you think

45
00:03:18,016 --> 00:03:19,488
you'd wanna add to
your collection or?

46
00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,496
-Oh no, sorry,
I'm only in NFTs right now.

47
00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:25,504
-Cool, enjoy your night.

48
00:03:36,736 --> 00:03:38,527
Shouldn't you be out there
trying to make a sale?

49
00:03:38,656 --> 00:03:40,479
Thought that's what
gallery openings are for.

50
00:03:40,608 --> 00:03:42,175
Mingling or something?
-When you're a grownup,

51
00:03:42,303 --> 00:03:43,776
it's called networking,

52
00:03:43,904 --> 00:03:46,752
but no one would come to one
of these things unless, ah,

53
00:03:46,912 --> 00:03:48,576
Christ Jesus.

54
00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:57,152
What? Don't judge me,
it's just Adderall.

55
00:03:57,824 --> 00:03:59,232
Ah, the straw.

56
00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,888
It helps my anxiety.

57
00:04:02,048 --> 00:04:03,008
-I wasn't judging you.

58
00:04:04,832 --> 00:04:06,688
My other friends who
intern at galleries,

59
00:04:06,816 --> 00:04:08,512
they just tell me that
usually the drugs come out

60
00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,432
at the after party,
not at the opening.

61
00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,448
-Look, do you
wanna make a sale?

62
00:04:12,576 --> 00:04:15,104
Well then get out
there and make one.

63
00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:17,280
Half the gallery's
cut is yours.

64
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,592
-Really?

65
00:04:18,847 --> 00:04:22,016
-My math sucks,
but I know half of zero is zero.

66
00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:26,431
And fucking Grace.

67
00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,048
-I kind of went back to
these fundamentals, like stamps.

68
00:04:30,175 --> 00:04:32,576
And I've been making
my own stamps and carving--

69
00:04:32,704 --> 00:04:35,744
-There's no one here
but friends and deadbeats.

70
00:04:35,872 --> 00:04:37,055
-Hey, Patrice.

71
00:04:37,184 --> 00:04:39,680
-Oh, congratulations, Grace.

72
00:04:39,807 --> 00:04:41,440
-Mm-hm. Any collectors coming?

73
00:04:41,568 --> 00:04:42,976
-Uh, yes, hi.

74
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I've had correspondence
with a lot of great people

75
00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,904
and many have shown interest.

76
00:04:48,032 --> 00:04:48,896
-Any sales?

77
00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:50,304
-Not yet.

78
00:04:50,431 --> 00:04:51,968
-What about press?

79
00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,247
<i>-Figure Forty.</i>

80
00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,295
-That's a blog,
I meant press.

81
00:04:55,776 --> 00:04:57,215
-Yeah, well, we've
been having

82
00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,552
a conversation with
some very good people.

83
00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,608
-Who's we?

84
00:05:01,087 --> 00:05:02,432
-Leslie and I.

85
00:05:02,591 --> 00:05:04,288
-Hi, Grace, great show.

86
00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:06,560
-Leslie's an intern,
no offense,

87
00:05:07,104 --> 00:05:09,662
but Anika Lund has a press
agent at her gallery.

88
00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,582
-And if we sell out
this entire show,

89
00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,335
I'll spend ten thousand
a month on one too.

90
00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:16,639
-Anika also has a writer
for the <i>New York Times,</i>

91
00:05:16,768 --> 00:05:18,464
The Kimono, doing an article.

92
00:05:18,592 --> 00:05:19,808
-Hey, uh, Fern's here.

93
00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:22,079
-She loves your work.

94
00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:23,552
-I heard that you
sold one of her pieces

95
00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,440
to the Morehouse Foundation,
one of the big ones.

96
00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:27,168
-Well, actually they
have a relationship

97
00:05:27,296 --> 00:05:28,704
that goes back a while
and I know--

98
00:05:28,831 --> 00:05:30,880
-Why couldn't you have just
offered them one of mine?

99
00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:33,152
-Congratulations you two.

100
00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,304
Oh, the show looks great.

101
00:05:34,432 --> 00:05:35,839
-Oh, so sweet of you to come.

102
00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,728
I know you've been practically
living in the studio.

103
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-When's your next show?

104
00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,928
- Oh, soon.

105
00:05:41,056 --> 00:05:44,768
Mind if I swing by the studio
and check out the progress?

106
00:05:45,439 --> 00:05:46,912
-Yeah, there's something
that I would like to--

107
00:05:47,039 --> 00:05:48,448
-I was actually
just asking Patrice

108
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why she couldn't
offer any of my work

109
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to the Morehouse Foundation.

110
00:05:59,072 --> 00:06:00,128
-More wine?

111
00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:21,280
-You son of a bitch.

112
00:06:22,752 --> 00:06:25,568
-This coffee's shit,
milk's bad or something.

113
00:06:27,712 --> 00:06:29,824
-I'm not falling for that,
motherfucker.

114
00:06:31,328 --> 00:06:32,256
How's my <i>boychik?</i>

115
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-Fucking fantastic.

116
00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,584
What's wrong with
those assholes?

117
00:06:35,711 --> 00:06:37,664
-Those <i>alter kakers?</i>
They got their granny panties

118
00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:40,544
in a bunch because Minnesota
didn't cover the spread.

119
00:06:40,928 --> 00:06:42,528
Not to perpetuate
a hateful stereotype,

120
00:06:42,655 --> 00:06:46,144
but those motherfuckers are
some cheap motherfuckers.

121
00:06:46,304 --> 00:06:48,608
-Mm. The only word
I caught was "thief."

122
00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,031
-Anton and Andrei
love the deli bit.

123
00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,599
Clean up on aisle six!

124
00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,496
That's gonna prevent
a lot of sticky fingers.

125
00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,551
Look,

126
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,608
we're a team, right?

127
00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:07,360
Andrei, Anton, you, me?

128
00:07:07,488 --> 00:07:08,606
-Yeah.

129
00:07:08,736 --> 00:07:11,264
-Well we...
have a money problem.

130
00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,248
You know that guy Lyle?

131
00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:16,064
And that weird Irish guy that
does his wet work for him?

132
00:07:16,191 --> 00:07:18,463
You know the one that never
takes his jacket off indoors

133
00:07:18,592 --> 00:07:20,544
even though you say to
him five times, hey,

134
00:07:20,672 --> 00:07:22,046
aren't you hot with
that jacket on?

135
00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:23,711
-Gordon, yeah.

136
00:07:23,904 --> 00:07:28,608
-Oh, they're gone, locked up.
Taxes, like Al Capone.

137
00:07:28,735 --> 00:07:29,631
Mm-hmm.

138
00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,736
We need to find a new way...

139
00:07:33,632 --> 00:07:35,296
to deal with the money.

140
00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:41,343
- Let me see that.

141
00:07:41,472 --> 00:07:43,392
That hasn't gone out yet?
It sold last week.

142
00:07:43,616 --> 00:07:45,312
-Got an email from Philip,
he changed his mind.

143
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,096
-Changed his mind?
I sent him a damn invoice.

144
00:07:48,352 --> 00:07:49,472
-Said his wife
thought they had

145
00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,943
too many watercolors
or something.

146
00:07:51,616 --> 00:07:55,168
-Since when have men started
listening to their wives?

147
00:07:56,544 --> 00:08:00,224
I told you, no more mail,
only collection letters

148
00:08:00,351 --> 00:08:02,335
or cancellation notices.

149
00:08:02,848 --> 00:08:04,960
Running a business
is about learning

150
00:08:05,088 --> 00:08:06,432
fiscal prioritization.

151
00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:10,592
-This is today's mail,
you're looking at last week's.

152
00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,895
Remember,
chronologically ordered piles

153
00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:16,288
of fiscal prioritization,
best I can do.

154
00:08:19,072 --> 00:08:21,280
Sculpture Foundation Fundraiser.

155
00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:23,039
Bet a lot of collectors
are gonna be there.

156
00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:25,088
-Yeah, and I'd have to
donate at least $10,000

157
00:08:25,216 --> 00:08:27,200
if I wanted to sit
next to one of them.

158
00:08:28,543 --> 00:08:30,496
Anika's invitations
are really nice.

159
00:08:31,936 --> 00:08:32,896
What?

160
00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:34,207
No, no, no, I'm just saying.

161
00:08:34,336 --> 00:08:36,448
-I was cutting costs.

162
00:08:38,464 --> 00:08:40,384
-You think she's going
to Sculpture Foundation?

163
00:08:40,511 --> 00:08:41,727
-Are you kidding?

164
00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:43,807
She's probably gonna sit
on some collector's lap.

165
00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:45,119
-You know they
have lower amounts

166
00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:46,623
where you just do
drinks and not dinner.

167
00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:48,384
-So I can stand around
the ice machine

168
00:08:48,512 --> 00:08:49,792
with all the other
broke losers

169
00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:52,031
and watch the connected
people go in for dinner?

170
00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,400
Pass.

171
00:08:57,247 --> 00:09:00,319
Fuck, speaking of people
I owe money to.

172
00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:01,056
-Fabricator?

173
00:09:01,183 --> 00:09:03,488
-Dealer, drug dealer.

174
00:09:03,615 --> 00:09:06,176
Where do you think
I got my Adderall from?

175
00:09:06,304 --> 00:09:07,968
-Hmm, therapist?

176
00:09:08,576 --> 00:09:10,431
-Cut me off years ago.

177
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:18,880
Hey, Nate.

178
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,664
-Yo girl, all good with you?

179
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,007
-Eh.

180
00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,544
-This stuff is dope.

181
00:09:24,671 --> 00:09:26,464
This by the same guy who
did all that weird shit

182
00:09:26,591 --> 00:09:27,903
with the magic markers?

183
00:09:28,032 --> 00:09:31,776
-Oh, these are by a woman,
so no, different artist,

184
00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:34,175
but I can see why
you'd say that.

185
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,992
They both have
similar practices.

186
00:09:37,345 --> 00:09:38,560
-Oh yeah?

187
00:09:38,783 --> 00:09:42,240
Not everyone catches that?
The...similar practices.

188
00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:43,552
- What can I say?

189
00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:45,472
You've got a good eye, Nate.

190
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:47,648
-How much this go for?

191
00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:49,183
-Five, minus the frame.

192
00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,199
-Five?
-Thousand.

193
00:09:52,063 --> 00:09:54,431
-Man, you sell it?

194
00:09:55,264 --> 00:09:56,896
-Hmm, not yet.

195
00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,032
But hey, you must know
a lot of rich people.

196
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,440
How about you send
them over my way

197
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,071
and I cut you in
on any sale I make.

198
00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:06,432
-Fuck girl, you're the only
class act I got.

199
00:10:07,616 --> 00:10:08,608
Ah...

200
00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:12,479
Listen, you know I love to hear
about your hustle and all,

201
00:10:12,608 --> 00:10:17,952
but I came here to talk
about my game, you know?

202
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:19,776
-I know.

203
00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:22,048
And I know I owe you
from last time,

204
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,992
but while I don't
have cash right now,

205
00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:28,864
I think I have something
you would like.

206
00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,519
-You know,
I think you're hot and all.

207
00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:35,584
I love older women, but I told
my lady I'd be better about--

208
00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:36,960
-Not what I meant Nate.

209
00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:50,752
Thank you.

210
00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:53,919
- Patrice.

211
00:10:54,496 --> 00:10:55,904
- Hey Anika.
- For Anika.

212
00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:59,456
-Did you get the invitation
to my opening?

213
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,343
-Oh, I haven't gone
through my mail yet.

214
00:11:01,631 --> 00:11:03,551
-I would love for you
to come see my new show

215
00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:07,424
before I have to head off
to Berlin for a studio visit.

216
00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:10,175
-I know what you mean, I just
had a studio visit myself.

217
00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:11,231
-Fern Davis?

218
00:11:11,361 --> 00:11:12,480
-Yeah.

219
00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:14,592
-God, I love her work,
pure genius.

220
00:11:14,752 --> 00:11:16,799
-You just had
a studio visit with Fern?

221
00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,303
-Oh no, I just
took a little peek

222
00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:19,679
when I stopped by
to bring her some tea

223
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,568
I picked up in
Shanghai last week.

224
00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:24,031
-Oh, it's a wonderful time
of year to be in Shanghai.

225
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,312
-Really is.

226
00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:28,415
-Anika, we're gonna
be late, again.

227
00:11:28,705 --> 00:11:30,079
-Just doesn't stop, does it?

228
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,936
-I have to get back
to the gallery myself.

229
00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:34,144
-You never know,
someone might be there.

230
00:11:34,271 --> 00:11:35,520
-Don't be terrible.

231
00:11:35,647 --> 00:11:37,696
- You're the one who
always makes fun of her.

232
00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:40,672
-Ah, fuck.

233
00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:46,367
- Are you fucking
Tony Montana, Gordon?

234
00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:48,639
That Cayman Island shit
went out...

235
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,199
before I was
in the game, man.

236
00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:52,096
-Oh, yeah?

237
00:11:52,223 --> 00:11:53,279
Well how you handling your bag?

238
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,103
You walk up in
Chase Manhattan,

239
00:11:55,232 --> 00:11:56,703
said, "Let me make a deposit"?

240
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:59,072
-My money goes
through the dark web,

241
00:11:59,743 --> 00:12:02,079
comes back cleaner
than a nun's drawers.

242
00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:05,121
-Speaking of, how's this
here working out for you?

243
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,432
- Are you kidding?

244
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:11,103
Yo, this room here
is like 49 hundred.

245
00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:13,312
I need to do three
or four of these a week.

246
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:16,383
-Pee panties for perverts,
what a world.

247
00:12:16,992 --> 00:12:18,239
But you gotta admire a man

248
00:12:18,368 --> 00:12:20,800
who carves out a niche
market for himself.

249
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,783
- You like that?

250
00:12:23,425 --> 00:12:24,767
- I don't know.

251
00:12:25,632 --> 00:12:26,496
It's weird.

252
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:27,903
-That's art for you.

253
00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:32,256
Customer of mine was short of
cash, gave me that instead.

254
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:34,816
-Oh, you run
the swap meet now.

255
00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,247
What's this worth,
like half a blunt?

256
00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:41,023
-That shit there
is worth 45 grand.

257
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:42,783
-Bullshit in a China shop.

258
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:46,656
-My girl Patrice, ain't
no joke with that art stuff.

259
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,112
-Patrice, and where she at?

260
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,583
-The city.

261
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,471
-City.

262
00:12:55,872 --> 00:12:57,247
The city.

263
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,672
Oh yeah, I see you Patrice.

264
00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:04,096
Yeah, girl.

265
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:05,856
I see you.

266
00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:28,863
-Oh.

267
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,263
May I help you?

268
00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,671
-Couldn't tell if you were
open or closed, you know,

269
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,240
You tied up in
the back somewhere

270
00:13:34,369 --> 00:13:36,256
being held hostage?

271
00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:37,823
One business owner to another,

272
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:39,743
you should invest in one
of those little sliding

273
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:42,976
open closed signs, you know,
from a hardware store.

274
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:46,207
Only a nine dollar investment
and tax deductible.

275
00:13:46,336 --> 00:13:48,672
-Let me know if you have
any questions about the art.

276
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,111
- Patrice, right?

277
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:52,960
Yeah.

278
00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:56,896
Hey, so I do have
a few questions.

279
00:13:58,816 --> 00:14:03,232
One of your collectors
was showing me this piece.

280
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,056
-Oh, which collector?

281
00:14:05,247 --> 00:14:06,527
-Really good friend of mine.

282
00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:11,135
-Hmm, well what art are
you curious about?

283
00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:17,951
-Be frank, um,
I don't wanna buy any art.

284
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,552
I wanna sell art.

285
00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:22,272
-What?

286
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,264
-When Nate showed me this--

287
00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:24,447
-Nate.

288
00:14:25,184 --> 00:14:26,305
-Yeah, Nate.
-Nate.

289
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:29,889
-Nate, the panty per--
person designer.

290
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,936
He and I do some
business together.

291
00:14:32,479 --> 00:14:34,624
And he was mentioning you
were having a cash problem.

292
00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:35,776
-What?

293
00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:37,023
-Oh, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.

294
00:14:37,151 --> 00:14:38,624
You know, solvency
is a problem

295
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:43,007
a lot of young businessmen
and...women...have.

296
00:14:43,329 --> 00:14:45,312
-Well, my business is
no business of yours.

297
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,720
-Well, not right now, but...

298
00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:49,663
I think we might be able
to help each other out.

299
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,200
-I'm sorry,
I'm not interested.

300
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:55,647
-What if I told you I have
a valuable piece of art

301
00:14:55,776 --> 00:14:58,432
I'd like to sell,
but I don't know

302
00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:00,223
anything about the machinations

303
00:15:00,352 --> 00:15:04,319
or the ins and outs of
the financial art world.

304
00:15:04,449 --> 00:15:05,536
-Mm-hmm.

305
00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:08,416
-But a successful gallery
owner like yourself,

306
00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:13,823
I'm sure you know all the
artistic legalese and whatnot.

307
00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:16,767
So, I propose,

308
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,032
I give you the piece

309
00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:22,111
and I give you the money for it.

310
00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:26,975
You cut me a check minus
a nice fee for yourself

311
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:30,143
and handle all
the accounting paperwork

312
00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:32,863
and everything will
be right as rain.

313
00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:34,080
-Hmm.

314
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,000
-Because I want everything
to be, you know,

315
00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:37,887
this whole transaction
on the up and up,

316
00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:40,480
everything hunky dory,
you know.

317
00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:44,447
Clean as they say,
like laundry.

318
00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:47,935
-Are you really mansplaining
money laundering to me?

319
00:15:48,063 --> 00:15:49,536
-No, of course not.

320
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:54,143
I need an expert for a very
nuanced business transaction

321
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,639
and a mutual friend
suggested I contact you

322
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,655
for your expertise.

323
00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:03,487
I'm wanna hire you
as a...consultant.

324
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,343
-Hmm.

325
00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:07,519
Thank you, but no.

326
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:10,528
-Are you sure?

327
00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:12,383
-Yes.

328
00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:17,440
-All right, well I'm not gonna
waste your time

329
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:19,136
with a long spiel.

330
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,839
My <i>schmekel</i> may not
be snipped,

331
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:26,080
but I make
the best bialys in town.

332
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:30,880
I'll have some fresh for you,
when you change your mind.

333
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:33,728
-Thank you.
-Hmm.

334
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,703
-How much are these
pieces of shit going for?

335
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,583
-Small ones are 75 thousand.

336
00:17:15,711 --> 00:17:18,239
-I guess I'm too old to
sell my eggs, aren't I?

337
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,159
-Lots of ads for
that on campus.

338
00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:24,832
-You didn't tell me
Mae Li's working with Anika.

339
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,368
-I don't even know
who that is.

340
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:28,831
-Glasses with Anika.

341
00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:31,328
She's only the top art advisor
to the one percent.

342
00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:32,895
Remember that African
dictator's son

343
00:17:33,024 --> 00:17:34,720
bought a loft in Tribecca?

344
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:37,824
Guess who helped him decorate?

345
00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:41,599
Hello, Anika.

346
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:44,896
-Patrice,
what a nice surprise.

347
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:46,784
-You mailed me an invitation.

348
00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:48,959
- Nice design
by the way.

349
00:17:49,087 --> 00:17:50,047
-Thank you.

350
00:17:50,368 --> 00:17:52,960
-Patrice Capullo,
I run Program Gallery.

351
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:54,336
-Mae Li.

352
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,887
-Mae Li was just telling me
she's already found homes

353
00:17:58,017 --> 00:17:59,455
for some of Vincent's work.

354
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,503
-Hmm.
-African dictator's son?

355
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,912
-No, Brian Prithchard.

356
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,224
His father invented
that coil thing

357
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,407
that heats up when you vape.

358
00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:06,912
He's become quite
the collector.

359
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,247
I showed him Vincent's work
and he's an enormous fan.

360
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,720
Told me to get one for him,

361
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:12,223
one for his wife and one
for each of his girlfriends.

362
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,440
-What a sweetheart.

363
00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:14,943
- I told
Yuri Yvanivich he should

364
00:18:15,071 --> 00:18:15,871
have one too.

365
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,055
He agreed.

366
00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:19,137
-What did he invent?

367
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,927
-He's the biggest
arms dealer in Ukraine

368
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:22,336
and really developing an eye

369
00:18:22,464 --> 00:18:23,775
for contemporary
post-modern work.

370
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:24,960
-He would love Cindy Sherman,

371
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,655
I bet he'd just
eat her right up.

372
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:30,816
-Well as they say,
the beauty is in the art,

373
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,064
not the collector, no?

374
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:33,311
-My gallery's
still at the point

375
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,656
of selling to rich assholes

376
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,448
but I hope soon to
have a client base

377
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,432
of truly horrific
people like these.

378
00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:40,863
-Ahmad's an oil tycoon
mobster type.

379
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,432
I have a lot of those types.

380
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,775
-Lucky you.

381
00:18:43,903 --> 00:18:45,152
-I think he's actually
had people killed.

382
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,647
- Guess who
wants to say hello?

383
00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:49,792
- Ah, the Galvinsons.

384
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,104
-Hello, my dear.

385
00:18:51,232 --> 00:18:53,568
- My two favorite
collectors in the whole world.

386
00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:54,399
-Fern?

387
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,832
-Patrice, hello,
nice to see you.

388
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,464
-Photo op anybody?

389
00:18:58,592 --> 00:19:01,696
-Definitely, come, come, come,
come, come. Matthew get the art.

390
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:02,592
- Here.

391
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,744
-Hey.
-Hey.

392
00:19:03,871 --> 00:19:07,296
- And ah, amazing.

393
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,632
-Cunt, sorry.

394
00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:21,215
- You know I am
super appreciative

395
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:23,039
of everything that
you've done for me.

396
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,352
-Six years
we've worked together

397
00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:32,256
and your work has grown
exponentially since then.

398
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,000
-We have grown together.

399
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:41,696
I also need you and
your gallery to grow too.

400
00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:46,688
That just hasn't happened.

401
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,720
Okay? Anika has a staff.

402
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,544
She has a press person.

403
00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:54,815
-I got you reviews that
we didn't have to pay for.

404
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,759
-But Patrice, it's not just
about the reviews, right?

405
00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,424
It's other things too.

406
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,920
You know, it's being able
to have real invitations

407
00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:02,944
made for an opening

408
00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:05,888
or having a nice
dinner after a show

409
00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:07,040
and not just drinks, right?

410
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,472
Like stuff like that matters.

411
00:20:10,624 --> 00:20:11,967
Can you do that?

412
00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:18,240
-Yes, I can.

413
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,976
And of course stuff
like that matters.

414
00:20:23,296 --> 00:20:26,720
I didn't wanna say anything
because, well, the gallery

415
00:20:26,848 --> 00:20:28,319
is going through some changes.

416
00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:29,600
We have a new...

417
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:39,967
I just need you
to stay with me.

418
00:20:47,008 --> 00:20:50,431
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

419
00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:20,608
-Ah, had a change
of heart have we?

420
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,135
-Yep, where's the piece?

421
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,832
-Is that necessary?

422
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,400
-Yes, it's necessary.

423
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:28,096
I need something to sell.

424
00:21:28,544 --> 00:21:29,984
-Can't it just be anything?

425
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,104
-No.

426
00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:33,567
-Well, didn't some
guy put a mustache

427
00:21:33,695 --> 00:21:35,839
on the Mona Lisa
and call that art?

428
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,495
-Marcel Duchamp, but
there's more to it than that.

429
00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:41,504
I mean, I need a
painting to catalog.

430
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:44,352
-Can it be something
you already got?

431
00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,007
-You mean,
sell another artist's work

432
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:48,288
and not give them the money?

433
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:49,982
-Yeah, I'm down with that.

434
00:21:50,112 --> 00:21:51,360
-Well then you'd have some
real legitimacy problems.

435
00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:53,664
And I'm guessing that
financial legitimacy

436
00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:54,944
is pretty important to you.

437
00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:56,864
-And you are guessing
absolutely right.

438
00:21:56,992 --> 00:21:58,271
So I will call my guy,

439
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,056
have him grab his brushes
and whip something up.

440
00:22:01,824 --> 00:22:04,192
Would that be oil,
acrylics or watercolors?

441
00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:05,599
See, been using the Googler

442
00:22:05,728 --> 00:22:07,167
'cause I knew you were coming.

443
00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:08,640
-Very impressive.

444
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,240
-What's hot right now?

445
00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:13,855
- What am I
supposed to paint?

446
00:22:13,982 --> 00:22:15,488
<i>Fucking I don't know.</i>

447
00:22:15,616 --> 00:22:18,079
<i>Just paint anything, paint</i>
<i>whatever you're thinkin' 'bout.</i>

448
00:22:18,431 --> 00:22:19,584
-Pizza, I'm hungry.

449
00:22:19,711 --> 00:22:20,992
- <i>For fucks--</i>

450
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:23,231
<i>You goddamn jackass.</i>

451
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,672
-Oh, I'm the jackass?

452
00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,176
Who's the fucking jackass?

453
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,991
Me or the jackass who asked me
to paint some shit?

454
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,400
I'm not a fucking artist.

455
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,288
- <i>Motherfucker, you</i>
<i>wanna make money, motherfucker,</i>

456
00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:34,592
<i>just...paint</i>
<i>some goddamn thing.</i>

457
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,983
-All right for Christ's sakes,
I'll fucking paint.

458
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:39,871
Asshole.

459
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,352
-What's this bullshit you're
asking my father to do?

460
00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:59,552
-Oh, excuse me for trying
to broaden our horizons.

461
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,846
Would it kill us to add
a little sophistication,

462
00:23:02,976 --> 00:23:04,766
a little class to our business

463
00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:06,400
while we're trying
to make money?

464
00:23:07,072 --> 00:23:09,696
I mean, my family,
we wouldn't know culture

465
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,960
from corn beef,
but your father and you,

466
00:23:13,088 --> 00:23:14,240
you're Europeans.

467
00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:15,679
Isn't every other
building over there

468
00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,599
a museum or
something like that? Hmm?

469
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:18,815
-Get to the point.

470
00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:20,383
-Hey, I'm just looking
out for us here.

471
00:23:20,512 --> 00:23:22,655
I don't want us to end
up like Lyle's crew.

472
00:23:23,808 --> 00:23:25,056
I bet that crazy Irish fuck

473
00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:26,880
finally took off
his jacket, eh, Dad?

474
00:23:27,008 --> 00:23:29,440
-I'm just saying,
these days it doesn't hurt

475
00:23:29,568 --> 00:23:32,959
to be a little more careful,
and with that in mind...

476
00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:37,984
somebody's got a little problem

477
00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:41,568
they want taken care of by
our <i>boychik</i> then you know,

478
00:23:41,696 --> 00:23:45,408
I suggest they buy art.

479
00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:46,911
-Art?

480
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,384
- Yeah, art.

481
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,264
-What the frig do
you know about art?

482
00:23:51,392 --> 00:23:53,344
What art school did you go to?

483
00:23:53,471 --> 00:23:55,328
- Art school?

484
00:23:55,776 --> 00:23:58,271
You know who went to
art school? Hitler.

485
00:23:58,783 --> 00:24:00,128
You wanna call
yourself an artist?

486
00:24:00,256 --> 00:24:01,759
Boom, you're an artist.

487
00:24:01,888 --> 00:24:03,264
It's not like you're running
around saying you're a doctor,

488
00:24:03,392 --> 00:24:05,632
a lawyer or something serious.

489
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:06,688
An artist.

490
00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:09,824
- You're a moron.

491
00:24:10,047 --> 00:24:12,096
A fucking idiot, fake Jew,

492
00:24:12,223 --> 00:24:13,824
retard, moron.

493
00:24:13,983 --> 00:24:15,072
-Right and...

494
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:18,239
who's gonna pay
anything for this?

495
00:24:18,368 --> 00:24:21,344
-My five year old
makes better paintings

496
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,135
with his fingers.

497
00:24:23,264 --> 00:24:25,728
-And that's the beauty of this,
you fucking cretin.

498
00:24:26,912 --> 00:24:28,576
You remember Dave the Polack?

499
00:24:28,704 --> 00:24:29,951
He tried to clean his money

500
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,504
using his father-in-law's
used car dealership.

501
00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:34,688
-Oh, yeah.

502
00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:36,032
And they all got pinched.

503
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,591
-Yeah, 'cause even those
schmucks at the IRS

504
00:24:38,784 --> 00:24:41,088
knew those piece of shit cars
that he was selling

505
00:24:41,216 --> 00:24:44,255
weren't worth the money
he was trying to push through.

506
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,560
But art,

507
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,879
this ugly ass thing right here

508
00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:53,151
that looks like
a Smurf with diarrhea

509
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,815
wiped his ass with it,

510
00:24:55,136 --> 00:24:57,056
can sell for a million bucks

511
00:24:57,312 --> 00:25:00,416
and they wouldn't bat an eye.

512
00:25:02,688 --> 00:25:05,535
So from now on,
when there's a contract out,

513
00:25:05,665 --> 00:25:09,024
instead of a bag man with
a duffle full of money,

514
00:25:10,816 --> 00:25:12,416
here's the good part,

515
00:25:13,215 --> 00:25:17,536
they're gonna write
a check to this classy,

516
00:25:17,696 --> 00:25:22,496
fancy-smansy art gallery
run by this artsy, fartsy

517
00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:25,535
young lady who will
take a reasonable cut

518
00:25:25,664 --> 00:25:28,544
for herself and cut us

519
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:33,856
a nice, clean, check.

520
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:49,087
Goddamn, that is
one ugly motherfucker.

521
00:25:49,408 --> 00:25:53,344
-No, well he has a--
an aesthetic.

522
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,232
Hmm?

523
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,520
-I got some pictures
you'll like.

524
00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:04,320
- Hmm.

525
00:26:10,881 --> 00:26:12,096
-Okay.

526
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,512
To whom shall I...?

527
00:26:20,671 --> 00:26:22,623
-Andrei Gorlich Trust.

528
00:26:22,752 --> 00:26:28,287
A-N-D-R-E-I
G-O-R-L-I-C-H Trust.

529
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:29,696
-Trust.

530
00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:31,679
-Mm-hmm.

531
00:26:32,127 --> 00:26:33,439
So what happens now?

532
00:26:34,016 --> 00:26:35,519
-Well, I generate an invoice,

533
00:26:35,648 --> 00:26:38,176
put the work
in my database and...

534
00:26:39,712 --> 00:26:40,705
What's the artist's name?

535
00:26:41,023 --> 00:26:42,272
-Oh, we hadn't
thought about that.

536
00:26:42,399 --> 00:26:45,760
-Oh, something that's
not boring, like...

537
00:26:46,369 --> 00:26:47,872
...Balthus or...

538
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:49,503
Beskeya.

539
00:26:50,719 --> 00:26:51,583
-Bagman.

540
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:53,888
-The Bagman.

541
00:26:54,015 --> 00:26:54,879
-Yeah.

542
00:26:56,127 --> 00:26:58,047
-Whatever. We're good?

543
00:26:58,176 --> 00:26:58,945
-Hah.

544
00:26:59,071 --> 00:27:00,769
You best believe it.

545
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,359
Clean as the board of health.

546
00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:07,903
Match made in heaven.

547
00:27:08,032 --> 00:27:10,239
- Thank you, sir.

548
00:27:16,161 --> 00:27:17,728
-Thank you.
-Welcome.

549
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:23,167
- Hah.

550
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,167
This is a sub-zero,
it connects to the internet.

551
00:27:27,296 --> 00:27:28,448
-Sweet.

552
00:27:28,576 --> 00:27:31,647
-And RSVP to the Sculpture
Foundation fundraiser.

553
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,600
Best table next to
the richest,

554
00:27:33,727 --> 00:27:36,672
most annoying fucking
collectors ever.

555
00:27:36,928 --> 00:27:38,592
-Okay, don't take
this the wrong way,

556
00:27:38,719 --> 00:27:41,025
but did a relative die and
leave you money or something?

557
00:27:41,472 --> 00:27:42,752
-I made a sale.

558
00:27:42,879 --> 00:27:44,320
-Fuck yeah, what piece?

559
00:27:44,447 --> 00:27:48,063
-It was an acquisition that I--
through a third party.

560
00:27:48,192 --> 00:27:49,408
-I mean, what's the work?

561
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:50,815
I mean, is it something
we can put on--

562
00:27:50,943 --> 00:27:53,727
-RSVP, it's tonight,
best seats.

563
00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:55,585
-Uh, seats plural?

564
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,983
-Seats, plural.

565
00:27:58,239 --> 00:28:00,385
That is unless you mind
sitting next to someone

566
00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:02,272
whose eggs are endangered.

567
00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:05,728
-I think I can let
that slide, thank you.

568
00:28:09,663 --> 00:28:10,432
Sorry.

569
00:28:17,183 --> 00:28:19,392
So, Samir's boss told him
all this booze is donated.

570
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,345
And like all these
different vineyards fight

571
00:28:21,472 --> 00:28:23,455
to have their wine be
the one they serve everyone.

572
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:25,567
-If those vineyards went
through all the trouble,

573
00:28:25,696 --> 00:28:27,295
let's make sure to
honor their work.

574
00:28:27,487 --> 00:28:28,607
- Clink!

575
00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:35,327
Oh fuck, it's The Kimono.

576
00:28:36,479 --> 00:28:37,792
In the seventh grade,

577
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,199
the only thing
I liked reading more

578
00:28:39,328 --> 00:28:40,576
than <i>The Babysitter's Club</i>
were her reviews.

579
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,295
-When I masturbate it's to
the thought of Maxine Woods

580
00:28:43,425 --> 00:28:45,983
giving the gallery
a full page spread.

581
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,216
Sunday section, of course.

582
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:51,647
-You win, want more wine?

583
00:28:51,776 --> 00:28:52,607
-Double.

584
00:28:52,736 --> 00:28:53,503
-Okay.

585
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,976
Hi, excuse me.

586
00:28:55,105 --> 00:28:56,608
Hi, can we get double?

587
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,080
-Patrice?

588
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:09,440
Oh, Doctor and Mrs. Galvinson,
so good to see you.

589
00:29:09,567 --> 00:29:11,680
-We didn't expect
to see you dear.

590
00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:14,623
Anika made it sound
as if you wouldn't...

591
00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:16,287
Oh, there she is, Anika.

592
00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:17,343
-Hi.

593
00:29:17,536 --> 00:29:18,752
-Hello, Anika.

594
00:29:18,976 --> 00:29:20,191
-Somebody's plus one?

595
00:29:20,608 --> 00:29:21,599
-Cute.

596
00:29:21,729 --> 00:29:23,071
My schedule freed up
at the last minute

597
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,832
and so, we decided to come.

598
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,047
-We?

599
00:29:26,176 --> 00:29:27,649
- Don't mind me,
two for you.

600
00:29:28,159 --> 00:29:29,823
-Leslie, you remember
the Galvinsons?

601
00:29:29,951 --> 00:29:32,385
-Of course,
love your collection.

602
00:29:32,512 --> 00:29:34,751
You have a couple of
Fern Davis's pieces, right?

603
00:29:34,879 --> 00:29:36,320
-Leslie is my intern.

604
00:29:36,447 --> 00:29:39,072
-Oh, well how nice
of your boss

605
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,639
to bring you to such an event.

606
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:42,207
-Did you bring
your assistant?

607
00:29:42,336 --> 00:29:44,383
-Oh, I begged him to come,

608
00:29:44,512 --> 00:29:46,816
but he's setting up
our new NFT division

609
00:29:46,945 --> 00:29:48,096
so he stayed behind.

610
00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:50,111
-Ah, the New Art
market bubble.

611
00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:51,585
Alan Myer's son has one.

612
00:29:51,712 --> 00:29:55,039
-It is so great seeing
you both here, Patrice.

613
00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:56,831
I mean, I have to apologize,

614
00:29:56,959 --> 00:29:59,103
I just haven't seen you at
any of the events in a while.

615
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,992
I just was under
the impression you weren't

616
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,176
coming tonight.

617
00:30:02,305 --> 00:30:03,776
-Well, surprises are fun.

618
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,952
-I just thought the gallery
wasn't doing well

619
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,327
since Sebastian--

620
00:30:07,456 --> 00:30:09,087
-Oh, well, she just
closed this huge deal

621
00:30:09,215 --> 00:30:11,616
on a painting
from the Bagman, so...

622
00:30:12,576 --> 00:30:13,600
-The Bagman?

623
00:30:14,239 --> 00:30:16,063
Is that a sub-genre offshoot

624
00:30:16,192 --> 00:30:18,815
of the Pictures
Generation Movement?

625
00:30:19,007 --> 00:30:22,943
-Well, sort of a raw
contemporary collection

626
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:25,567
with an urban sensibility
and a low-fi aesthetic.

627
00:30:25,696 --> 00:30:26,783
-Well, I can show you.

628
00:30:26,976 --> 00:30:28,767
I have it on Art Binder
right here.

629
00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:29,920
Here just hold this.

630
00:30:33,311 --> 00:30:35,552
Perfect, right here.

631
00:30:36,991 --> 00:30:38,911
-It's so...ornate.
-Ugly.

632
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,352
-I mean the artist
doesn't have the kind of

633
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,529
refined process
that you're used to seeing,

634
00:30:42,655 --> 00:30:45,663
but some collectors really
gravitate towards pieces

635
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,583
that are more unfashioned.

636
00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:50,209
-And you say it already sold?

637
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,032
-Or maybe it's just on hold?

638
00:30:52,672 --> 00:30:53,952
-You look great in
that color.

639
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,439
- It sold, yeah.

640
00:30:57,696 --> 00:30:58,496
-At?

641
00:30:58,624 --> 00:30:59,809
-150 thousand.

642
00:30:59,935 --> 00:31:03,359
-Isn't that rather high
for an emerging artist?

643
00:31:03,489 --> 00:31:04,800
-We better get our seats.

644
00:31:05,023 --> 00:31:06,464
We're at table five.

645
00:31:06,687 --> 00:31:08,096
Anika, you on the dais, hon?

646
00:31:09,631 --> 00:31:11,839
-I'm at table 35.

647
00:31:14,335 --> 00:31:15,136
-Shall we?

648
00:31:15,265 --> 00:31:16,767
Yes, ah, great.

649
00:31:17,056 --> 00:31:17,952
- Let me get those.

650
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,040
Thank you.

651
00:31:19,551 --> 00:31:22,015
That was awesome,
I cannot wait to ask Matthew

652
00:31:22,143 --> 00:31:23,391
what Anika said
after all that.

653
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,055
-How do you know so
much about that sale?

654
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,400
-Oh, well you're
always telling me

655
00:31:26,529 --> 00:31:28,063
to keep the database
organized, so.

656
00:31:28,191 --> 00:31:29,823
-When did you scan
it into the Art Binder?

657
00:31:29,951 --> 00:31:31,296
-Oh yeah, no offense,

658
00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:33,248
but it hasn't exactly
been crazy busy, you know.

659
00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:34,527
-Oh no, no, it's fine.

660
00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:35,743
It's fine, but just
for the moment,

661
00:31:35,871 --> 00:31:38,495
can we just keep
that sale on the DL?

662
00:31:38,623 --> 00:31:40,160
- Why?

663
00:31:40,287 --> 00:31:41,536
It's like the biggest thing
we've had since I've been here.

664
00:31:41,663 --> 00:31:43,072
-The artist is very private

665
00:31:43,199 --> 00:31:44,736
and he doesn't
know me very well.

666
00:31:44,864 --> 00:31:49,407
So, we're trying to establish
the dealer-artist trust bond.

667
00:31:50,336 --> 00:31:52,960
-Okay, sorry. Shouldn't have...

668
00:31:53,087 --> 00:31:54,560
-We just need to control
his introduction

669
00:31:54,687 --> 00:31:55,807
to the marketplace.

670
00:31:55,936 --> 00:31:58,879
Too much exposure too
soon could be...

671
00:32:00,033 --> 00:32:01,216
detrimental.

672
00:32:12,127 --> 00:32:13,473
-I'm sorry,

673
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,296
we don't have any work
from the Bagman available.

674
00:32:31,327 --> 00:32:33,183
-Art revolution?

675
00:32:40,063 --> 00:32:41,183
-There's not a wait list

676
00:32:41,313 --> 00:32:42,304
'cause there's
nothing to wait for.

677
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,976
- <i>It's all hush-hush,</i>
<i>I don't know anything.</i>

678
00:32:55,455 --> 00:32:56,832
-That's crazy.

679
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,497
- <i>Patrice is acting</i>
<i>really weird.</i>

680
00:32:58,624 --> 00:32:59,424
-Patrice is weird.

681
00:32:59,553 --> 00:33:01,087
The woman dropped
Sebastian Stone.

682
00:33:01,215 --> 00:33:02,337
Who does that?

683
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:04,416
Gotta go.

684
00:33:04,544 --> 00:33:06,047
-Well, what did she say?

685
00:33:06,177 --> 00:33:08,352
-Oh, uh, they don't
offer refunds.

686
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,695
You have the full appointment.

687
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:12,447
-Not about my acupuncture
Matthew, the Bagman.

688
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:13,857
- Okay,
she doesn't know.

689
00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:15,423
It's all handled
through Patrice.

690
00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,440
Nobody who Leslie
knows has any idea,

691
00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:20,704
but everybody wants one
from all over the world.

692
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,271
Paris, Milan, the Vatican.

693
00:33:22,399 --> 00:33:24,255
-I'm aware Matthew,
thank you.

694
00:33:25,183 --> 00:33:26,815
Would you go get
me a green juice?

695
00:33:26,943 --> 00:33:28,609
Roots three point five,
thank you.

696
00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:31,328
-Of course, bitch, you
know I'm here for all of it.

697
00:33:34,017 --> 00:33:35,104
-Patrice is too
much of a flake

698
00:33:35,232 --> 00:33:37,503
to handle something
this big, right?

699
00:33:38,623 --> 00:33:39,904
-And we're talking about
the woman who was inhaling

700
00:33:40,032 --> 00:33:42,400
the shrimp at the
Sculpture Foundation gala.

701
00:33:45,151 --> 00:33:46,335
-Yep, well.

702
00:33:46,464 --> 00:33:48,160
- My god,
it's <i>Figure Forty.</i>

703
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:49,568
It's a dumb art blog
nobody even reads.

704
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,103
I mean, don't tell
Grace that or anything.

705
00:33:51,232 --> 00:33:53,504
-What part of keeping
this to ourselves

706
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,072
did you not understand?

707
00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:57,984
Would you understand better
if I made a meme out of it?

708
00:33:58,112 --> 00:34:00,384
For fuck sake,
we need to stop talking

709
00:34:00,511 --> 00:34:01,984
about this right now.

710
00:34:02,591 --> 00:34:04,511
-For the first time
since I've been here,

711
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,617
we have an artist blowing up
and we can't talk about it?

712
00:34:08,032 --> 00:34:09,215
I had to say something.

713
00:34:09,343 --> 00:34:10,592
Do you know how dumb
that makes me look

714
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,904
if I don't know anything
about our best artist?

715
00:34:12,031 --> 00:34:13,472
-Just lie, like I told you.

716
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,103
-Says the dealer who
dropped Sebastian Stone

717
00:34:15,232 --> 00:34:16,512
right before he did
his motorcycle series.

718
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,336
-That has nothing to
do with any of this.

719
00:34:18,464 --> 00:34:23,200
I told you specifically not
to talk about the Bagman.

720
00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:24,639
I'm handling it.

721
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:26,016
-So then how come every
time the phone rings,

722
00:34:26,144 --> 00:34:27,840
which was like never
before weeks ago,

723
00:34:27,968 --> 00:34:29,600
and it's someone
begging to give us money

724
00:34:29,728 --> 00:34:31,968
for a Bagman piece, you
always make me deal with them?

725
00:34:32,127 --> 00:34:33,119
-Answer the phone.

726
00:34:33,247 --> 00:34:34,624
-So I can sound like
an idiot?

727
00:34:34,752 --> 00:34:36,448
I mean, whether I tell them
I don't know anything

728
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:38,047
or nobody picks up,
it's the same thing.

729
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:41,568
-Part of your job is
still to answer the phone.

730
00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:43,136
-What are you so afraid of?

731
00:34:44,735 --> 00:34:46,848
Matthew told me Anika said
that you're afraid of success.

732
00:34:47,232 --> 00:34:48,607
That that's why you
dropped Sebastian.

733
00:34:48,735 --> 00:34:50,304
And you know,
I don't know

734
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,423
that he was
like becoming a star

735
00:34:51,551 --> 00:34:52,864
and you couldn't handle it.

736
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,480
You may have blown your shot

737
00:34:56,672 --> 00:35:00,159
and wanna keep your
gallery small, but not me.

738
00:35:01,824 --> 00:35:04,288
-I didn't drop Sebastian
because I couldn't handle it.

739
00:35:04,576 --> 00:35:07,936
I dropped Sebastian because
I didn't want to handle it.

740
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,623
Yes, he's a talented artist,

741
00:35:11,168 --> 00:35:13,663
but he's also a misogynistic pig
who harassed me,

742
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:17,471
my assistant, the art handlers
and their mothers.

743
00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:20,800
-So fucking tell people then.

744
00:35:21,568 --> 00:35:24,095
-Sebastian still makes
a lot of people a lot of money.

745
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,600
And when you make big sales,

746
00:35:25,728 --> 00:35:28,448
you have the power to
control the narrative.

747
00:35:29,568 --> 00:35:31,647
-Right, so doesn't that mean

748
00:35:31,775 --> 00:35:33,376
that with all this
Bagman shit,

749
00:35:33,504 --> 00:35:35,072
that you have the power again?

750
00:35:47,456 --> 00:35:48,416
-Gordon.

751
00:35:49,376 --> 00:35:51,296
-Hey, do I come to
your place of business

752
00:35:51,424 --> 00:35:52,352
interrupting you?

753
00:35:52,895 --> 00:35:54,272
-That's how we met, remember?

754
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,520
-All right, all
right, all right.

755
00:35:55,647 --> 00:35:56,448
So what's up?

756
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:57,599
-I need another painting.

757
00:35:57,727 --> 00:35:59,104
-What happened to one a week?

758
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:00,864
-It's for a real collector.

759
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,864
The sale's all lined up,
$275,000.

760
00:36:04,992 --> 00:36:06,144
Give or take 10%.

761
00:36:06,367 --> 00:36:08,032
-Don't bullshit a bullshitter,
what's the scam?

762
00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:09,279
-No scam.

763
00:36:09,408 --> 00:36:11,584
A legit collector
wants to buy a piece

764
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:12,895
from an emerging artist.

765
00:36:13,023 --> 00:36:14,176
-Who the hell pays
that kinda money

766
00:36:14,304 --> 00:36:15,871
for something they
haven't even seen?

767
00:36:16,064 --> 00:36:17,855
-Collectors buy stuff
all the time, sight unseen.

768
00:36:17,984 --> 00:36:19,424
-What kind of person

769
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,024
pays that kind of money for
those ugly pieces of shit?

770
00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:24,128
-Collectors don't buy
art because they like it.

771
00:36:24,256 --> 00:36:26,272
They buy it because
they think they need it

772
00:36:26,431 --> 00:36:27,744
and they think they need it

773
00:36:27,872 --> 00:36:29,375
because they're afraid
somebody else will get it.

774
00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:31,392
That's the whole
way pricing works.

775
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,824
-Look, why don't you go ahead
and do this thing yourself.

776
00:36:33,952 --> 00:36:34,944
You paint it.

777
00:36:35,071 --> 00:36:35,999
If you can sell it, great.

778
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:37,376
Just give us our cut.

779
00:36:37,504 --> 00:36:39,551
-Collectors are discerning,
they'll know.

780
00:36:41,088 --> 00:36:45,920
-So you want a glimpse
inside the artist's mind?

781
00:36:47,551 --> 00:36:49,856
You giving interviews
today, Rembrandt?

782
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,880
-You made those
pieces of shit?

783
00:36:55,008 --> 00:36:56,928
Okay, can we not
with the pieces of shit thing--

784
00:36:57,055 --> 00:36:58,880
Ah, ah, no explanations.

785
00:36:59,264 --> 00:37:01,152
We'll have something
for you tomorrow.

786
00:37:05,984 --> 00:37:07,200
I'll be having
another one for you

787
00:37:07,328 --> 00:37:10,016
in like a week or so.
Okay?

788
00:37:13,344 --> 00:37:14,335
Hey, you cool?

789
00:37:14,495 --> 00:37:17,951
-Oh, yeah, thanks.

790
00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:23,999
-Excellent, as usual.

791
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,464
Pleasure doing business
with you.

792
00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:28,064
Oh, I'm not sure if this thing

793
00:37:28,192 --> 00:37:30,592
like goes that way
or that way.

794
00:37:30,976 --> 00:37:32,575
You'll figure it out.

795
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,216
-What do you think
about this piece?

796
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:58,112
-I don't know.

797
00:38:00,352 --> 00:38:03,904
Got these circles and

798
00:38:05,184 --> 00:38:08,640
one of these <i>Price Is Right</i>
flowers or some shit.

799
00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:11,200
Well, what's this guy saying?

800
00:38:13,344 --> 00:38:16,415
-Well, she's recreating
childhood memories.

801
00:38:17,856 --> 00:38:19,552
Her mother used to
give her a sticker

802
00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:21,919
every time she got
a good grade.

803
00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:26,975
In her execution,
she only draws their shapes.

804
00:38:30,815 --> 00:38:32,864
-So how am I
supposed to get that?

805
00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:34,784
How's anybody?

806
00:38:35,136 --> 00:38:39,328
-Well, nobody has
to get anything.

807
00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:42,912
I'm just saying,
for this artist,

808
00:38:43,039 --> 00:38:45,056
they're not just shapes,

809
00:38:46,048 --> 00:38:50,496
they're memories that we can
tell are important to her.

810
00:38:53,696 --> 00:38:54,815
-Hmm.

811
00:38:58,975 --> 00:39:00,544
So when you look at my work,

812
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,040
can you tell
anything about me?

813
00:39:03,199 --> 00:39:06,176
-I'm an art dealer,
I'm not a mind reader.

814
00:39:07,488 --> 00:39:13,375
I know about Grace's work
'cause I know about Grace.

815
00:39:13,503 --> 00:39:14,719
- Uh-huh.

816
00:39:14,848 --> 00:39:18,624
- You, I hardly know
you, so...

817
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,248
So maybe I don't want
anybody to know about me.

818
00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:34,016
-When you make art
from a truthful place,

819
00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:37,151
people find out
something about you.

820
00:39:39,904 --> 00:39:40,928
It's fucked up,

821
00:39:41,056 --> 00:39:45,248
but we kind of have
the same job you and me.

822
00:39:47,711 --> 00:39:51,775
We both sell products that
people spend a fortune on

823
00:39:51,968 --> 00:39:55,840
because of how those
products make them feel.

824
00:39:57,632 --> 00:39:59,583
-What's that got
to do with me?

825
00:40:00,512 --> 00:40:02,944
-You're a drug dealer,
aren't you?

826
00:40:10,112 --> 00:40:11,232
I'm starting to see

827
00:40:11,359 --> 00:40:12,671
why he has an
appreciative audience

828
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,088
yet remains under the radar,
the simplicity.

829
00:40:17,216 --> 00:40:22,079
It's so present that it's
almost a distraction at first.

830
00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:25,120
-It takes a discerning
collector with a trained eye.

831
00:40:25,344 --> 00:40:27,136
-Which ones are available?

832
00:40:27,264 --> 00:40:28,608
-None of them.

833
00:40:28,768 --> 00:40:29,696
-Really?

834
00:40:29,824 --> 00:40:31,744
-Sadly, I've spoken
to the artist

835
00:40:31,871 --> 00:40:33,216
and his other gallerist,

836
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,096
there's an extremely long
wait list of collectors

837
00:40:36,223 --> 00:40:38,239
and some commissions too.

838
00:40:39,232 --> 00:40:43,328
-We've always been a champion
of you and all your artists.

839
00:40:43,455 --> 00:40:46,304
-I know serious and
established collectors

840
00:40:46,431 --> 00:40:47,647
such as yourselves

841
00:40:47,839 --> 00:40:50,240
understand that it's in
everyone's best interest

842
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:53,759
to give the most relevant work
to those who show support

843
00:40:53,888 --> 00:40:54,944
not for a single artist,

844
00:40:55,071 --> 00:40:58,112
but for the gallery's
program in general.

845
00:40:58,688 --> 00:41:04,032
-Well, why don't you tell us
more about Grace's new work?

846
00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:54,048
- Ahem.

847
00:41:55,072 --> 00:41:56,896
Gordon told me to--

848
00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:58,848
You almost done with that?

849
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:01,696
Just gimme a second please.

850
00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,576
-What is this?

851
00:42:32,895 --> 00:42:34,399
What the fuck is this?

852
00:42:34,881 --> 00:42:36,256
How do you make that?

853
00:42:43,968 --> 00:42:50,144
Something about this
excites me, scares me even.

854
00:42:53,185 --> 00:42:54,623
-Why would that scare you?

855
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:01,247
-You tell me,
you're the artist.

856
00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:07,647
-You think that Patrice
puts as much value in

857
00:43:07,776 --> 00:43:09,760
the process of making something
than the final product?

858
00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:11,520
I mean, nobody does.

859
00:43:11,647 --> 00:43:13,663
Nobody cares about
narrative anymore.

860
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:16,799
-There's so much going on
with it, and the collectors!

861
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,496
- Oh, collectors,
really?

862
00:43:18,623 --> 00:43:20,576
My show has been up for weeks
and you managed one sale

863
00:43:20,704 --> 00:43:23,711
but this guy who
I've never seen before...

864
00:43:25,761 --> 00:43:26,815
He's got collectors lined up.

865
00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:28,863
-Grace, can you
give me a second?

866
00:43:28,992 --> 00:43:30,976
-Sorry, is he your next show?

867
00:43:31,328 --> 00:43:32,351
Is he on the roster?

868
00:43:32,481 --> 00:43:33,409
Are you on the roster?

869
00:43:33,535 --> 00:43:34,623
-You wanted to take--

870
00:43:34,752 --> 00:43:36,672
-Oh my god,
are you the Bagman?

871
00:43:38,623 --> 00:43:39,712
Oh, sorry.
Do you think that everyone

872
00:43:39,839 --> 00:43:41,152
doesn't know about
the Bagman?

873
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,848
Because Leslie was
telling everybody

874
00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:44,672
at the Grey Pillar
opening about him.

875
00:43:44,799 --> 00:43:45,985
- Oh, sorry.

876
00:43:46,111 --> 00:43:50,815
-So, you're the Bagman.

877
00:43:51,103 --> 00:43:53,343
-What do you know
about a bagman?

878
00:43:53,471 --> 00:43:54,816
-I really gotta
deal with this.

879
00:43:54,943 --> 00:43:56,159
-Deal with this,
oh I'm so sorry, Patrice.

880
00:43:56,288 --> 00:43:57,727
I had no idea my career
was such a goddamn

881
00:43:57,856 --> 00:43:59,296
inconvenience to you.
You know what, fuck you.

882
00:43:59,425 --> 00:44:00,352
-Hey bitch, chill out.

883
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,759
Whoa.

884
00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:03,616
- What?

885
00:44:04,287 --> 00:44:05,888
-Let's have this
conversation later.

886
00:44:06,016 --> 00:44:07,905
Fuck this freak show.

887
00:44:08,032 --> 00:44:09,503
-If you just want to--
-Hold on.

888
00:44:11,007 --> 00:44:12,416
- Grace, Grace!

889
00:44:12,543 --> 00:44:14,847
-You're a straight white man
making fucking boring

890
00:44:14,976 --> 00:44:16,223
a straight white man art.

891
00:44:16,352 --> 00:44:18,272
You are making
a killing in the art world

892
00:44:18,399 --> 00:44:21,952
by making safely
abstract fucking wall décor.

893
00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:24,767
150 thousand
for your first piece.

894
00:44:25,471 --> 00:44:27,616
Belongs at the Holiday Inn!

895
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,280
- I forgot
I even had

896
00:44:33,407 --> 00:44:34,559
an email address till
the Spanish girl

897
00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:36,479
with the limp told me
I had a message.

898
00:44:36,608 --> 00:44:38,399
I thought
she was lying.

899
00:44:38,689 --> 00:44:41,375
But lo and behold,

900
00:44:44,288 --> 00:44:47,711
what on God's green
earth is this?

901
00:44:48,543 --> 00:44:51,040
It's, uh, conceptual art.

902
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,447
-What?

903
00:44:52,576 --> 00:44:55,519
-It's a, you know,
it's a type of artwork.

904
00:44:55,648 --> 00:44:58,047
-I'll conceptual
art your ass.

905
00:44:58,176 --> 00:45:00,543
Look, this thing's
supposed to be a front.

906
00:45:00,672 --> 00:45:02,111
That means low profile.

907
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,576
Why do I even have to
tell you this is not good?

908
00:45:04,705 --> 00:45:05,727
-Patrice thinks it's good.

909
00:45:05,856 --> 00:45:06,847
-What else is she gonna say?

910
00:45:06,976 --> 00:45:08,385
She's running a business.

911
00:45:08,512 --> 00:45:09,696
She's thinking about the money
she's gonna make off you.

912
00:45:09,823 --> 00:45:10,687
-Oh, and you and
Andrei aren't?

913
00:45:10,816 --> 00:45:12,063
-That's totally different.

914
00:45:12,192 --> 00:45:13,440
-How is that different?

915
00:45:13,567 --> 00:45:16,511
-Because that business
is not our business.

916
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,775
This is a problem,
and not just for you and me,

917
00:45:19,905 --> 00:45:21,216
for everybody.

918
00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:22,849
Which means it's gonna be
an even bigger problem.

919
00:45:22,975 --> 00:45:24,352
You understand?

920
00:45:30,847 --> 00:45:32,607
-Let me ask you something.

921
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,225
You ever think I'm gonna be good
with Anton and Andrei?

922
00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:39,232
-You know the kind of guys
Andrei has working for him.

923
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,207
I mean, you are like Einstein
compared to those <i>schlimazels.</i>

924
00:45:42,336 --> 00:45:43,423
He knows you're a good earner.

925
00:45:43,552 --> 00:45:47,200
-No, I mean like,
you know, good.

926
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,247
-Like good, good?

927
00:45:49,951 --> 00:45:51,296
-And for good.

928
00:45:52,927 --> 00:45:54,369
-If you're saying what
I think you're saying,

929
00:45:54,496 --> 00:45:55,903
I'd say don't say it again.

930
00:45:56,032 --> 00:45:57,952
-Well then how long
is long enough?

931
00:45:58,143 --> 00:46:00,192
When am I ever gonna be
straight with these guys?

932
00:46:02,016 --> 00:46:03,616
-I don't make the rules.

933
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:08,320
You're a lifer, like me.

934
00:46:09,985 --> 00:46:11,200
Sorry.

935
00:46:25,567 --> 00:46:26,783
-Pan left.

936
00:46:32,543 --> 00:46:33,439
Hmm.

937
00:46:33,632 --> 00:46:34,496
Perfect.

938
00:46:35,007 --> 00:46:36,160
-Love the adjustment.

939
00:46:36,287 --> 00:46:38,015
Just wanted you to
look over the wait list.

940
00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:39,712
-Yeah.
-I know that we had--

941
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,472
-No, not--not him.

942
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,911
Please, please, Leslie.

943
00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:44,512
Every time it's the same.

944
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,887
-I was wondering...

945
00:46:49,089 --> 00:46:50,016
-What do you think?

946
00:46:50,144 --> 00:46:51,583
-Ready for your big night?

947
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:53,889
-I don't know.

948
00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:56,127
-It's okay to be nervous.

949
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,824
You're coming, aren't you?

950
00:46:59,007 --> 00:47:02,624
What's with the shrugs?
This is a huge night for you.

951
00:47:02,752 --> 00:47:05,376
Something you didn't
know was inside of you

952
00:47:05,504 --> 00:47:07,585
is about to be shown
to the whole world.

953
00:47:07,711 --> 00:47:09,567
-Maybe there are people
out there who don't want me

954
00:47:09,695 --> 00:47:12,447
to open up and share what's
inside of me with the world.

955
00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:15,520
-You just described
every artist's fear, ever.

956
00:47:15,647 --> 00:47:17,920
- Right.

957
00:47:18,049 --> 00:47:18,849
-Hey, what's up?

958
00:47:18,976 --> 00:47:20,320
-Anyway?

959
00:47:20,447 --> 00:47:21,280
- No, you don't
need to bring anything.

960
00:47:21,889 --> 00:47:23,680
No, I told you
I'm telling you the truth.

961
00:47:23,809 --> 00:47:25,407
- He makes trouble.
- Yeah.

962
00:47:25,536 --> 00:47:27,745
-Hold on, Patrice,
it's my sister.

963
00:47:27,871 --> 00:47:30,240
She wants to know what people
wear to things like this.

964
00:47:30,496 --> 00:47:31,647
- Whatever.

965
00:47:32,512 --> 00:47:34,369
- She says whatever.
- Hello.

966
00:47:34,495 --> 00:47:37,120
-No, I swear to God that's
what she fucking said.

967
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,687
-Hi.

968
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:50,336
-This...these are--
tell me about them.

969
00:47:52,063 --> 00:47:54,655
-The complexity
of urban identity.

970
00:47:55,424 --> 00:47:58,559
An examination of
the individual's place

971
00:47:58,816 --> 00:48:01,152
in a culture of consumerism.

972
00:48:02,495 --> 00:48:04,576
The artist tries to
capture the essence,

973
00:48:04,703 --> 00:48:07,295
what I like to call the breath
of a concept.

974
00:48:07,423 --> 00:48:08,768
-Were you talking to
your sister?

975
00:48:08,896 --> 00:48:10,560
What's her email, we can
add her to our mailing list.

976
00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:14,176
-Okay, it's Nicole,
N-I-C-O-L Marie.

977
00:48:14,303 --> 00:48:16,512
- I would
never say it's a good piece.

978
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,193
But it's definitely
eliciting a reaction in me.

979
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,304
They make me feel...

980
00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:23,487
-Angst.

981
00:48:24,928 --> 00:48:25,953
Foreboding.

982
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:26,976
-Dirty.

983
00:48:27,808 --> 00:48:30,335
Ooh.

984
00:48:30,688 --> 00:48:34,688
Doctor G, I think it's high time
you get your wife home.

985
00:48:36,191 --> 00:48:37,951
-Oh, I haven't seen that look

986
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,248
since the California Clay
Movement was revitalized.

987
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:44,193
Let's get you home, dear.

988
00:48:44,352 --> 00:48:48,192
-I have <i>Pump Caryatid</i>
on my nightstand.

989
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,192
- Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

990
00:48:52,319 --> 00:48:53,567
- Bye.

991
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:54,880
-Bye.
-Thank you.

992
00:49:01,183 --> 00:49:03,360
They love the work.

993
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:05,920
They're going home
to fuck each other's

994
00:49:06,047 --> 00:49:08,607
brains out right now
because of you.

995
00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:10,751
-Well, you're the one
who sold them on it.

996
00:49:10,879 --> 00:49:13,824
-Oh, it's easier
when it's good work.

997
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,335
I think people are gonna
respond to this show

998
00:49:18,527 --> 00:49:22,335
because you see things in
a way very few people do,

999
00:49:22,784 --> 00:49:27,040
and they get to live
vicariously through you.

1000
00:49:28,224 --> 00:49:29,217
-Thanks.

1001
00:49:29,855 --> 00:49:31,392
-And just to
grease the wheels

1002
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,944
and make sure they get
the next one from the Bagman,

1003
00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:39,295
they just bought one
of Grace's pieces.

1004
00:49:40,255 --> 00:49:41,471
Thank you.

1005
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:43,584
-You're welcome.

1006
00:49:55,871 --> 00:49:57,216
You know, it wasn't
until we caught

1007
00:49:57,344 --> 00:49:58,879
my Aunt Rachel taking
leftovers outta the fridge

1008
00:49:59,008 --> 00:50:02,335
and mailing them to
relatives that we realized

1009
00:50:02,463 --> 00:50:04,000
we needed to put
her in a home.

1010
00:50:04,383 --> 00:50:05,664
-It's a tax thing.

1011
00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:07,295
Collectors don't like to
pay city or state taxes

1012
00:50:07,423 --> 00:50:09,632
so long as it's
shipped out of state,

1013
00:50:10,015 --> 00:50:12,927
like to a fine art
storage facility.

1014
00:50:13,055 --> 00:50:14,720
-You just said
they picked them up.

1015
00:50:15,135 --> 00:50:18,015
-I interned at this gallery
and collectors would buy

1016
00:50:18,144 --> 00:50:20,799
a sculpture for
three hundred thousand dollars

1017
00:50:20,927 --> 00:50:23,807
and we'd just pop it in
the back of their Mercedes.

1018
00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:25,695
Then we'd start building
these huge crates

1019
00:50:25,824 --> 00:50:29,152
and ship them empty
to a storage facility.

1020
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,415
So long as there's
an invoice and proof

1021
00:50:32,544 --> 00:50:35,167
that we shipped it outta state,
that's all they need.

1022
00:50:36,352 --> 00:50:39,135
It's funny to think there're
these giant warehouses

1023
00:50:39,264 --> 00:50:42,432
with armed goons
guarding empty boxes.

1024
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,872
- Domestic
violence, gender roles.

1025
00:50:52,192 --> 00:50:53,279
Consumerism.

1026
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,648
Lest we not forget
an obvious hit piece

1027
00:50:55,776 --> 00:50:58,624
on climate change deniers.
I need it.

1028
00:50:59,039 --> 00:51:01,280
- Not for sale,
sorry.

1029
00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:11,936
-Take that Anika.

1030
00:51:16,128 --> 00:51:18,816
My show is fucking awesome.

1031
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,199
-Hey, Mr. Big Shot.

1032
00:51:24,191 --> 00:51:25,855
-Why don't you fucking
invite the cops here

1033
00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:27,264
while you're at it?

1034
00:51:27,392 --> 00:51:28,863
Paint a big fucking
confession on the wall.

1035
00:51:28,991 --> 00:51:30,080
-It's called art
you dumb fuck.

1036
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:31,679
-The art was just a front.

1037
00:51:31,807 --> 00:51:33,280
We were all there when
the fucking Black Dreidel

1038
00:51:33,408 --> 00:51:34,240
laid out the scam.

1039
00:51:34,368 --> 00:51:35,615
-Evening boys.

1040
00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:37,824
Looking to start
a collection or some trouble?

1041
00:51:37,952 --> 00:51:39,712
-You mind?
We're talking here.

1042
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,375
-I do mind.
It's my fucking gallery.

1043
00:51:41,504 --> 00:51:42,784
Take it outside.

1044
00:51:42,912 --> 00:51:44,287
-Hey, why don't you give
us a second okay, lady.

1045
00:51:44,416 --> 00:51:46,816
-Reggie, when did people
start using "lady"

1046
00:51:46,944 --> 00:51:48,127
in the negative?

1047
00:51:48,256 --> 00:51:49,472
What's that about?
- Excuse me,

1048
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,879
pardon me, it's my brother's
show, excuse me.

1049
00:51:51,007 --> 00:51:53,088
Oh my god,
will you look at this.

1050
00:51:53,216 --> 00:51:55,040
I feel like I'm one of
the <i>Real Housewives.</i>

1051
00:51:55,328 --> 00:51:56,864
Oh, you must be Patrice.

1052
00:51:56,992 --> 00:51:59,200
Oh honey, when Reggie
told me about this,

1053
00:51:59,328 --> 00:52:00,447
I couldn't believe it.

1054
00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:01,696
You're a saint, I tell you,

1055
00:52:01,824 --> 00:52:03,519
a goddamn
honest to fucking God saint.

1056
00:52:03,648 --> 00:52:05,728
-Holy shit, is that lasagna.
-Yes.

1057
00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:08,672
Reggie told me not to bring
anything, but I can't not.

1058
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,912
I feel <i>schmatte,</i> you know.
Hope that's okay.

1059
00:52:11,039 --> 00:52:13,152
Although this feels more like
a cheese cube crowd to me.

1060
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,496
-I'm just gonna...

1061
00:52:14,624 --> 00:52:16,735
-Take it to the office,
I love lasagna.

1062
00:52:16,863 --> 00:52:18,815
I'm not hungry now,
but I will be later.

1063
00:52:18,944 --> 00:52:20,480
-Patrice.
-Ah, so good to see you.

1064
00:52:20,607 --> 00:52:21,952
-You two ass-hats

1065
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,744
aren't gonna ruin my
brother's big night are you?

1066
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,656
-Leslie.

1067
00:52:27,776 --> 00:52:29,920
- Anyway,
as I was saying...

1068
00:52:34,175 --> 00:52:36,480
...sort of sexuality?

1069
00:52:36,608 --> 00:52:37,696
-I'll be right back.

1070
00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:39,551
-You're so fucking good.

1071
00:52:40,192 --> 00:52:42,048
Don't you feel awesome?
-Yeah.

1072
00:52:42,976 --> 00:52:45,280
-Hey, I got invited to a party
by some cool art kids.

1073
00:52:45,408 --> 00:52:48,096
I mean they're like 20,
but I told them

1074
00:52:48,224 --> 00:52:50,495
I'd bring the pharma.
So do you have any?

1075
00:52:50,624 --> 00:52:52,640
-I don't have anything on me.

1076
00:52:52,768 --> 00:52:56,352
-Can you get some,
I mean, you're a...

1077
00:52:58,111 --> 00:52:59,296
-I'm not a drug dealer.

1078
00:52:59,808 --> 00:53:02,784
-Oh really, then what
was all this about then?

1079
00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:07,328
I mean, did you and Gordon
like forget your cash cards?

1080
00:53:07,456 --> 00:53:09,535
-Patrice, Patrice,
I'm not a fucking artist

1081
00:53:09,662 --> 00:53:11,104
and I'm not
a fucking drug dealer.

1082
00:53:11,264 --> 00:53:14,752
-You don't get to say whether
or not you're an artist.

1083
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,736
Other people get to say
whether or not

1084
00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:17,856
you're an artist.

1085
00:53:17,984 --> 00:53:19,936
It's when you make
people see something

1086
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:23,904
they've never seen before,
I mean, what is this?

1087
00:53:24,031 --> 00:53:26,015
If you're not an artist
and you're not

1088
00:53:26,144 --> 00:53:28,096
a fucking
drug dealer, then what?

1089
00:53:28,224 --> 00:53:30,880
Are you a bank robber?
You're a bookmaker.

1090
00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:34,848
You break people's thumbs,
you fucking...

1091
00:53:39,712 --> 00:53:40,608
-Hmm.

1092
00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:45,504
-You?

1093
00:53:57,662 --> 00:53:59,744
-Best internship ever.

1094
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,984
-What the fuck?
It was locked.

1095
00:54:28,576 --> 00:54:30,528
-Wouldn't fit
through the mail slot.

1096
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,120
I'm sorry.

1097
00:55:09,535 --> 00:55:11,104
I'm sorry, okay.

1098
00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:18,752
-That you kill people or that
you used my gallery to help?

1099
00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:20,735
-That you had to know.

1100
00:55:21,152 --> 00:55:22,528
-That I found out?

1101
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,680
Hmm?

1102
00:55:25,152 --> 00:55:26,846
I knew that money laundering
was a crime,

1103
00:55:26,976 --> 00:55:28,863
but it's a white collar,
country club,

1104
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:34,271
tennis court, jail kind
of crime, but murder?

1105
00:55:35,104 --> 00:55:36,576
That's prison.

1106
00:55:39,264 --> 00:55:40,736
You didn't do nothing.

1107
00:55:42,528 --> 00:55:46,528
-What kind of idiot
is a front for a guy

1108
00:55:46,655 --> 00:55:49,600
who's own front
is selling bagels?

1109
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,040
-Bialys.

1110
00:55:51,359 --> 00:55:52,063
-Really?

1111
00:55:53,568 --> 00:55:54,687
Gordon, I don't know.

1112
00:55:54,816 --> 00:55:56,863
He's really precious
about it all.

1113
00:55:56,992 --> 00:55:59,968
-Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck!

1114
00:56:09,024 --> 00:56:13,887
-Could you really tell from
my bags? What I do?

1115
00:56:16,063 --> 00:56:19,360
-Yeah, they're that good.

1116
00:56:26,688 --> 00:56:28,895
-Doesn't that mean that
you're that good too?

1117
00:56:33,888 --> 00:56:37,056
Okay, wait. But this one,
this one is my favorite.

1118
00:56:39,616 --> 00:56:40,960
It's hypnotic, right?

1119
00:56:41,152 --> 00:56:43,328
Bet that PR is worth more
than 10 grand a month, huh?

1120
00:56:46,783 --> 00:56:48,255
Here we go.

1121
00:57:25,087 --> 00:57:26,528
- Okay.

1122
00:57:27,296 --> 00:57:28,480
Nice.

1123
00:57:41,888 --> 00:57:44,512
- Are you
fucking kidding me?

1124
00:57:47,584 --> 00:57:50,016
- <i>"Not since 1949's</i>
Life Magazine <i>article</i>

1125
00:57:50,143 --> 00:57:51,455
which heralded
Pollack's drip period,

1126
00:57:51,584 --> 00:57:53,665
have we seen an artist
break out onto the scene

1127
00:57:53,791 --> 00:57:54,943
with such critical acclaim."

1128
00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:56,288
When asked about in--

1129
00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:58,623
-"...spiration for
the series, the gallerist

1130
00:57:58,752 --> 00:58:01,376
cryptically mentioned the Bagman

1131
00:58:01,503 --> 00:58:04,128
drawing from
personal experiences."

1132
00:58:04,256 --> 00:58:06,367
-Jesus fucking...

1133
00:58:06,496 --> 00:58:08,223
-Christ, there's more.

1134
00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:11,007
"The wondrous pieces
are emotionally complex,

1135
00:58:11,136 --> 00:58:12,288
yet accessible.

1136
00:58:12,575 --> 00:58:14,495
I, for one,
am eagerly anticipating

1137
00:58:14,624 --> 00:58:17,791
the next creation
by this young talent."

1138
00:58:18,943 --> 00:58:20,992
You made the fucking paper.

1139
00:58:21,119 --> 00:58:22,208
Not your name,

1140
00:58:22,335 --> 00:58:24,255
but those things you made
for Patrice's storefront.

1141
00:58:24,385 --> 00:58:25,536
This is big, Reg.

1142
00:58:25,663 --> 00:58:27,008
-When'd you start
getting the <i>Times?</i>

1143
00:58:27,135 --> 00:58:28,832
-I swiped it from that
yuppy down the block.

1144
00:58:30,879 --> 00:58:36,960
-You go find that motherfucking
Picasso wannabe asshole

1145
00:58:37,087 --> 00:58:39,424
and you bring him back here.

1146
00:58:40,479 --> 00:58:42,016
The show's over, fuckers!

1147
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,616
- "...show's opening
culminated in

1148
00:58:43,743 --> 00:58:45,248
a hybrid performance that
dared to address

1149
00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:48,321
the combustible relationship
between artist and gallerist."

1150
00:58:48,447 --> 00:58:49,759
-Hmm.

1151
00:58:50,015 --> 00:58:51,169
-He's so hot too.

1152
00:58:51,327 --> 00:58:52,576
Like he's not usually my type,

1153
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,367
but I couldn't help
but look at him.

1154
00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:56,256
Definitely not
the Sebastian Stone type,

1155
00:58:56,383 --> 00:58:57,985
I mean he wouldn't even
look me in the eyes.

1156
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,416
Words getting out about
Sebastian, by the way...

1157
00:59:00,544 --> 00:59:02,432
- <i>It wasn't</i>
<i>like I planned it.</i>

1158
00:59:03,103 --> 00:59:05,279
It wasn't something
I wanted as a kid.

1159
00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:07,424
You know, I'm not
a psycho or anything.

1160
00:59:09,056 --> 00:59:12,767
I work with artists, trust me,
you're not a psycho.

1161
00:59:15,456 --> 00:59:18,559
-My sister got in trouble
a lot when we were kids.

1162
00:59:20,864 --> 00:59:25,535
Eventually she got in the junk
and it got bad, real bad.

1163
00:59:27,232 --> 00:59:29,504
She ran up this debt
to a drug dealer

1164
00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:32,096
who was this piece of shit
who worked for Andrei.

1165
00:59:33,631 --> 00:59:35,520
He wanted her to work it off.

1166
00:59:36,064 --> 00:59:37,503
-Oh god.

1167
00:59:38,656 --> 00:59:40,129
-So I went and
I found the guy.

1168
00:59:40,768 --> 00:59:45,439
I tried to work something out,
but this stubborn fuck,

1169
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,535
we got into it...

1170
00:59:51,681 --> 00:59:52,767
and I ended him.

1171
00:59:57,152 --> 00:59:58,432
You know, you can't
just knock off

1172
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,999
one of Andrei's
guys like that,

1173
01:00:02,879 --> 01:00:06,240
or he makes a call
and I go away forever.

1174
01:00:09,151 --> 01:00:11,007
Anyway, that's how they got me.

1175
01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:13,376
Now they got you too.

1176
01:00:17,632 --> 01:00:19,007
You got family?

1177
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:21,887
-I have art.

1178
01:00:29,247 --> 01:00:30,527
-You have a favorite artist?

1179
01:00:31,872 --> 01:00:33,247
-Bas Jan Ader.

1180
01:00:35,552 --> 01:00:38,336
He died, actually,
while making art.

1181
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:42,687
Got lost trying to cross
the Atlantic on a 12 foot boat.

1182
01:00:51,456 --> 01:00:54,945
-So that was his art,
just...getting lost.

1183
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:59,583
-Conceptual art,
just an idea.

1184
01:01:05,695 --> 01:01:07,072
-Thanks, that was delicious.

1185
01:01:07,199 --> 01:01:10,016
-When I think about
my top life experiences,

1186
01:01:10,143 --> 01:01:11,135
I'm torn between

1187
01:01:11,265 --> 01:01:12,607
Walter De Maria's
<i>The Lightning Field</i>

1188
01:01:12,736 --> 01:01:14,848
and their clams casino.

1189
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:17,152
Why did I let myself be
happy for 10 minutes?

1190
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,559
-Hey, Reg.

1191
01:01:18,688 --> 01:01:20,447
-Look at you all out
and about being social,

1192
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:22,463
though I can't say I pegged
the friend here as your type.

1193
01:01:22,592 --> 01:01:24,609
No offense, I like the gallery.

1194
01:01:24,736 --> 01:01:25,951
-Be a shame if...

1195
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,840
-Something were to
happen to it, really?

1196
01:01:27,967 --> 01:01:29,823
-Wow, brains and
a mouth on this one.

1197
01:01:29,951 --> 01:01:31,232
-Yeah, tell me about it.

1198
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,663
Anyway, Andrei and
Anton want to see you.

1199
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,103
Both of you.

1200
01:01:35,232 --> 01:01:36,289
-Hey.
-Hands off.

1201
01:01:40,255 --> 01:01:41,503
- What the?

1202
01:01:42,207 --> 01:01:43,231
-Sorry.

1203
01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:49,120
-You have to make
every little thing

1204
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:51,456
a kick in the nuts,
don't you?

1205
01:01:52,031 --> 01:01:53,727
All we wanted to do was talk.

1206
01:01:53,856 --> 01:01:55,296
-That's what we're
doing right now.

1207
01:01:55,424 --> 01:01:57,087
- You didn't really
have a choice now, did you?

1208
01:01:57,216 --> 01:01:58,400
-Fuck I didn't.

1209
01:01:58,527 --> 01:02:00,192
I didn't wanna cause a scene
in front of her place.

1210
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,887
-Oh, but you want to be all
over the fricking newspaper?

1211
01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:04,736
-Well, technically his
expression is in the paper.

1212
01:02:04,863 --> 01:02:05,856
Not him.

1213
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:11,327
But I-I-I think it's better for
an artist to remain anonymous.

1214
01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:16,416
-The Black Dreidel
says that maybe

1215
01:02:17,791 --> 01:02:19,743
you're no longer happy
working for me.

1216
01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:22,112
- No, I, um,

1217
01:02:22,304 --> 01:02:26,687
was just hoping that maybe
you and I were straight.

1218
01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:27,872
-Hm.

1219
01:02:31,105 --> 01:02:32,320
-The first time?

1220
01:02:33,729 --> 01:02:34,689
You did a great job.

1221
01:02:35,071 --> 01:02:38,111
And I told the Black Dreidel,
"That guy's talented,

1222
01:02:38,239 --> 01:02:40,096
he'll do very well for us."

1223
01:02:41,504 --> 01:02:46,943
And when a man is good at
his job, he doesn't leave.

1224
01:02:49,984 --> 01:02:50,913
Right?

1225
01:02:51,391 --> 01:02:53,663
Hmm.

1226
01:02:53,856 --> 01:02:55,231
You like lamb chops?

1227
01:02:57,055 --> 01:02:57,985
-Parmigiana.

1228
01:02:58,111 --> 01:03:00,160
- Parmigiana.

1229
01:03:01,825 --> 01:03:03,359
Americana.

1230
01:03:04,287 --> 01:03:07,233
I do the best chops
in New Jersey.

1231
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,056
Absolutely the best.

1232
01:03:09,856 --> 01:03:11,039
-Glad I came.

1233
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,736
-Now.

1234
01:03:14,976 --> 01:03:17,856
Here, we don't want
a starving artist, do we?

1235
01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:21,792
-Art dealer, actually,
but thank you.

1236
01:03:24,895 --> 01:03:26,239
-Good and loyal workers

1237
01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:31,071
become just like family
and family never leave.

1238
01:03:33,409 --> 01:03:34,623
Reggie...

1239
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:36,831
he's family.

1240
01:03:37,312 --> 01:03:40,767
Black Dreidle, he's family too.

1241
01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:42,400
And you.

1242
01:03:49,887 --> 01:03:51,935
You're part of this family now.

1243
01:03:54,815 --> 01:03:55,967
<i>-Salute.</i>

1244
01:03:58,144 --> 01:03:59,583
<i>-Salute.</i>

1245
01:04:03,391 --> 01:04:05,089
- <i>My god, Patrice,</i>
<i>where have you been?</i>

1246
01:04:05,215 --> 01:04:06,656
- <i>Not now.</i>
<i>- Okay, well I--</i>

1247
01:04:06,784 --> 01:04:08,065
- <i>Just--</i>
<i>- You are not</i>

1248
01:04:08,191 --> 01:04:09,728
going to believe...
-One second.

1249
01:04:11,423 --> 01:04:15,456
Please, please,
Leslie, please.

1250
01:04:16,127 --> 01:04:18,079
-Oh.
I hope you don't mind.

1251
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:21,248
Your assistant said it'd be
okay if I waited in here.

1252
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,977
It's quite busy out there.

1253
01:04:23,455 --> 01:04:24,960
Welcome back, Patrice.

1254
01:04:25,312 --> 01:04:28,032
-Well, I have your article
to thank for it, so.

1255
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,503
-You know, when you
didn't return my call,

1256
01:04:29,631 --> 01:04:31,327
I became rather curious.

1257
01:04:31,456 --> 01:04:33,856
So I decided to come in
and take a peek for myself.

1258
01:04:33,984 --> 01:04:35,200
-My apologies,

1259
01:04:35,327 --> 01:04:37,120
I've been dealing with
some developments.

1260
01:04:37,247 --> 01:04:39,071
-I bet, well,
you're clearly busy.

1261
01:04:39,199 --> 01:04:40,863
So I'll get right
to the point.

1262
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,935
I would like to do a piece
on the Bagman.

1263
01:04:44,831 --> 01:04:46,369
-What particular day
of the week

1264
01:04:46,495 --> 01:04:48,256
would this article come out?

1265
01:04:48,671 --> 01:04:50,880
-Sunday, yes.

1266
01:04:51,359 --> 01:04:53,089
-I would love nothing
more than for you

1267
01:04:53,215 --> 01:04:54,623
to do an article on
the Bagman,

1268
01:04:54,753 --> 01:04:58,975
but what you've written
already is more than enough.

1269
01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:00,576
-Oh no, no,
that was just a review.

1270
01:05:00,704 --> 01:05:04,672
I'm referring to a full piece,
like a deeper exploration.

1271
01:05:04,799 --> 01:05:09,280
-Uh, it's a crazy time now with
the show and everything.

1272
01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:11,424
-It's the show that
I mean to explore.

1273
01:05:11,551 --> 01:05:13,152
-Oh, well I just...

1274
01:05:16,607 --> 01:05:18,463
I can't, sorry.

1275
01:05:18,591 --> 01:05:20,223
-You understand
that this would be

1276
01:05:20,351 --> 01:05:22,944
great exposure for you,
the gallery, the artist.

1277
01:05:23,135 --> 01:05:25,664
-Yes, we just don't
need any exposure.

1278
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:28,127
-Do you understand what
you're doing right now?

1279
01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:29,217
-Yes.

1280
01:05:29,344 --> 01:05:31,935
-I mean, are you aware
that I could--

1281
01:05:32,064 --> 01:05:33,312
-I don't want your article!

1282
01:05:35,487 --> 01:05:37,631
Oh, Ms. Woods...

1283
01:05:40,287 --> 01:05:42,752
I am so fucking sorry. I--

1284
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,704
-It's perfectly fine.

1285
01:05:45,087 --> 01:05:46,432
-You have no idea
how much I--

1286
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:50,143
-Patrice, listen, that
was completely unexpected,

1287
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,576
but it was honest,
so you know what?

1288
01:05:52,704 --> 01:05:54,880
I'm gonna be honest in return.

1289
01:05:55,807 --> 01:05:57,887
I'm not used to being told no.

1290
01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,807
-I hear it all the time.

1291
01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:03,072
-And I gotta warn you,
when I hear no,

1292
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,367
it makes me want
something even more.

1293
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:13,151
-He has other opportunities
for him.

1294
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,520
-Did we not just have this
conversation a few nights ago?

1295
01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:18,368
Andrei not only has things
in his walk-in freezer

1296
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:20,735
with four legs,
some have only two.

1297
01:06:20,863 --> 01:06:22,208
-He doesn't wanna
do it anymore, Gordon.

1298
01:06:22,336 --> 01:06:23,743
-And I don't wanna walk
down Christopher Street

1299
01:06:23,872 --> 01:06:25,248
and be whistled at,

1300
01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:27,455
but sure as God made little
green apples, it happens.

1301
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:30,016
-What could we give or
get Andrei to let us go?

1302
01:06:30,144 --> 01:06:31,359
-Nothing!

1303
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,992
How clear do I have
to make this to you?

1304
01:06:33,664 --> 01:06:35,520
Does he have to pull
his knife on you again

1305
01:06:35,648 --> 01:06:36,544
to make this any clearer?

1306
01:06:36,672 --> 01:06:37,855
-There's always something.

1307
01:06:37,983 --> 01:06:39,807
-He's not going to
let you out of this.

1308
01:06:39,935 --> 01:06:41,152
Either of you.

1309
01:06:41,312 --> 01:06:42,911
You're both too valuable, man.

1310
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,544
-We need to give him
something that's more valuable.

1311
01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:47,360
-What, you think she can get
The MET to launder his money?

1312
01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:48,607
-What about a red file?

1313
01:06:48,768 --> 01:06:49,984
-Oh, a golden meatball.

1314
01:06:50,112 --> 01:06:51,615
So now we're doing
<i>Day of the Jackal.</i>

1315
01:06:51,744 --> 01:06:52,896
You're gonna punch
the Pope's ticket?

1316
01:06:53,024 --> 01:06:55,808
-Gordon, you always
looked out for me

1317
01:06:56,032 --> 01:06:58,207
and I cannot tell you how
much I appreciate that.

1318
01:06:58,335 --> 01:07:00,127
But these guys would
just as soon shoot us

1319
01:07:00,255 --> 01:07:02,175
as scratch their fucking nuts.

1320
01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:03,744
I have no life.

1321
01:07:04,256 --> 01:07:06,368
All I do is what
these assholes want.

1322
01:07:06,687 --> 01:07:08,831
And all of a sudden,
in walks her and she offers me

1323
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,272
a chance at a new life,

1324
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,543
one I would've never would
fucking dreamed of.

1325
01:07:12,832 --> 01:07:14,431
I gotta try to take this.
-What the fuck was that?

1326
01:07:14,559 --> 01:07:16,255
Your "I Have A Dream" speech?

1327
01:07:16,447 --> 01:07:19,584
Listen to me, <i>bubi,</i> not all
of us get to have a dream.

1328
01:07:19,712 --> 01:07:21,151
-What's the Yiddish
word for myopic?

1329
01:07:21,279 --> 01:07:24,159
Jesus, Gordon!
What's a red file?

1330
01:07:24,288 --> 01:07:26,688
-It's, you know,
unkillable people

1331
01:07:26,815 --> 01:07:30,496
you know, sex traffickers,
kingpins.

1332
01:07:30,624 --> 01:07:32,992
-People nobody can get to,
but everybody wants taken out.

1333
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,240
- Drug dealer,
drug maker.

1334
01:07:34,368 --> 01:07:35,776
-Politician or Wall Street.

1335
01:07:35,904 --> 01:07:37,439
-Rich and powerful men who
aren't exactly Boy Scouts,

1336
01:07:37,567 --> 01:07:39,616
but, you know,
people you don't know

1337
01:07:39,744 --> 01:07:41,247
and people
you don't want to know.

1338
01:07:41,696 --> 01:07:43,712
-Truly horrific people?

1339
01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:44,992
-Mmm!

1340
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:50,176
- So glad
you finally called me.

1341
01:07:50,304 --> 01:07:51,200
-Hi.

1342
01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:53,056
-I'll do a Dobel tequila
on the rocks

1343
01:07:53,184 --> 01:07:54,400
with a piece of lime, please.

1344
01:07:55,775 --> 01:07:58,432
Listen, between us,

1345
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:01,407
when that whole Sebastian Stone
drama was going down,

1346
01:08:01,567 --> 01:08:03,232
everyone thought
you were nuts.

1347
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:07,072
Not me, I always knew you
were a talented dark horse.

1348
01:08:07,392 --> 01:08:09,344
-Your discerning eye is
graciously appreciated.

1349
01:08:09,472 --> 01:08:12,800
-Tell me about the Bagman,
I need to know everything.

1350
01:08:13,087 --> 01:08:14,528
-Well I have this really
make or break moment

1351
01:08:14,656 --> 01:08:17,152
with him and with the whole
world suddenly watching.

1352
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,304
-It is imperative

1353
01:08:18,432 --> 01:08:20,160
I help you
find just the right collector.

1354
01:08:20,384 --> 01:08:23,200
-Well, he's non-traditional
and the piece

1355
01:08:23,328 --> 01:08:24,736
is personal to him.

1356
01:08:24,896 --> 01:08:27,648
So personal, in fact,
that he insists

1357
01:08:27,776 --> 01:08:30,080
on meeting the collector first.

1358
01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:32,095
-Of course, and by the way,

1359
01:08:32,222 --> 01:08:35,232
I love outsider artists,
that raw talent

1360
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,079
uninhibited by the form
that grad schools demand.

1361
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,520
I want one.

1362
01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:40,831
-Ha.

1363
01:08:41,024 --> 01:08:43,584
Yeah, I have to warn you,

1364
01:08:43,742 --> 01:08:47,328
there's a darkness present
in his work and it's in him too.

1365
01:08:47,455 --> 01:08:48,320
He's not afraid to show it.

1366
01:08:48,447 --> 01:08:49,696
-He shouldn't be.

1367
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,584
I love darkness.

1368
01:08:51,712 --> 01:08:54,239
All the serious collectors
appreciate it too.

1369
01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:55,904
-I would love to be able
to tell my artist

1370
01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:56,831
who's interested.

1371
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,047
-They all are.

1372
01:08:58,207 --> 01:08:59,711
If I tell them to be.

1373
01:09:01,184 --> 01:09:02,879
I know a certain someone
who would appreciate

1374
01:09:03,007 --> 01:09:04,992
the Bagman more than most.

1375
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,351
-Give me a name.

1376
01:09:09,376 --> 01:09:10,622
-I'd love to.

1377
01:09:10,752 --> 01:09:12,191
But you should see these
NDAs I've had to sign.

1378
01:09:12,447 --> 01:09:14,976
They make you fear
for your own life.

1379
01:09:15,168 --> 01:09:17,824
These men take their privacy
very seriously.

1380
01:09:18,432 --> 01:09:22,368
-Men like Yuri Yvanivich,
or your friend, Ahmad?

1381
01:09:22,975 --> 01:09:25,248
Does the Ukrainian arms
dealer or his buddies

1382
01:09:25,376 --> 01:09:29,376
know that you share their
Instagram pages with everyone?

1383
01:09:30,592 --> 01:09:33,056
I wonder what the NDAs
would say about that.

1384
01:09:38,431 --> 01:09:39,712
She'll have another.

1385
01:09:40,064 --> 01:09:42,400
- And here's
the hit parade.

1386
01:09:42,528 --> 01:09:45,760
Any name on that list
will do, nothing less.

1387
01:09:46,142 --> 01:09:48,192
-It's a lot of Russian,
Chinese.

1388
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:49,887
-Sounds promising.

1389
01:09:50,016 --> 01:09:50,976
-These guys have
serious protection.

1390
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,256
We're never gonna get close.

1391
01:09:52,384 --> 01:09:53,727
-You're worried
about that now?

1392
01:09:54,176 --> 01:09:57,280
-What if I did like five
of my usual guys

1393
01:09:57,408 --> 01:09:58,622
instead of the red file?

1394
01:09:58,784 --> 01:10:00,256
-This is not some fuckin'
Chinese takeout menu

1395
01:10:00,384 --> 01:10:02,912
where you get two from
column A, three from column--

1396
01:10:05,728 --> 01:10:07,552
-Did anyone
get a chance to

1397
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,015
take a look at
today's specials?

1398
01:10:12,096 --> 01:10:14,560
And closing a red file for free?

1399
01:10:16,032 --> 01:10:19,711
It's ambitious proposal,
even for the Black Dreidel.

1400
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,526
- Black Dreidel.

1401
01:10:23,616 --> 01:10:27,071
But to me it sounds
like bullshit.

1402
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,855
Roman Rashnikov,

1403
01:10:30,016 --> 01:10:32,095
we'll take him out on
December 10th

1404
01:10:32,223 --> 01:10:34,975
between 12 and four in Miami.

1405
01:10:42,592 --> 01:10:46,144
- You get that
son of a bitch, Rashnikov.

1406
01:10:53,696 --> 01:10:55,360
And I'll give you anything.

1407
01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:58,368
Anything.

1408
01:10:59,584 --> 01:11:01,504
- What in the hell
is going to make

1409
01:11:01,631 --> 01:11:03,328
one of the most
targeted men in Russia

1410
01:11:03,455 --> 01:11:06,176
leave his super
secret secure compound

1411
01:11:06,304 --> 01:11:07,776
and come hang out
with your ass?

1412
01:11:07,903 --> 01:11:09,566
-Stick to your bagels, Gordy.

1413
01:11:09,696 --> 01:11:11,936
-Bialys, they're fucking bialys.

1414
01:11:12,064 --> 01:11:13,856
Let me tell you.
-I know what I'm doing Gordy.

1415
01:11:13,984 --> 01:11:15,071
-And what is that?

1416
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,639
-We're gonna show him
what he can't have and

1417
01:11:16,768 --> 01:11:18,175
he is gonna want it even more.

1418
01:11:18,303 --> 01:11:19,840
-If we don't pull this off,

1419
01:11:19,968 --> 01:11:21,408
there's gonna be contracts on us
with every head hunter in town.

1420
01:11:21,536 --> 01:11:22,848
-When we pull this off,

1421
01:11:22,975 --> 01:11:24,384
you're gonna be more famous
than Bas Jan Ader.

1422
01:11:24,512 --> 01:11:26,688
-Will you stop
with that bullshit?

1423
01:11:26,976 --> 01:11:28,832
Rashnikov is one of
the richest men in Russia

1424
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,112
who buys utility companies

1425
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,840
the way you buy those
goddamn pretzels.

1426
01:11:31,968 --> 01:11:33,984
And you know where he's gonna
be in a month and a half?

1427
01:11:34,271 --> 01:11:35,455
-Maxine, hi.

1428
01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,375
-Who the fuck is Maxine?
-Patrice Capullo.

1429
01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:38,432
- The lady
in the kimono.

1430
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,839
-What--who the fuck's that?

1431
01:11:39,968 --> 01:11:40,736
-She's an art critic.

1432
01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:41,920
-An art critic.

1433
01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:42,976
-Do you listen to anything?

1434
01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:44,192
-I listen to you all the time.

1435
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,504
-Okay, she wants
to do a piece on me.

1436
01:11:45,632 --> 01:11:47,168
-Oh la-di-da.
-That'll make a splash.

1437
01:11:47,296 --> 01:11:49,088
-Oh-ho! You wanna make a splash?

1438
01:11:49,216 --> 01:11:51,072
Wait till Andrei fits you
with these cement shoes

1439
01:11:51,199 --> 01:11:52,704
and tosses your
ass in the Hudson.

1440
01:11:59,072 --> 01:12:01,984
- <i>It's the Super Bowl</i>
<i>of the art world.</i>

1441
01:12:02,432 --> 01:12:03,776
<i>For a few days in each year,</i>

1442
01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:06,175
galleries from all over
the world come together

1443
01:12:06,303 --> 01:12:08,800
under one roof to
show off their best work.

1444
01:12:08,928 --> 01:12:10,303
Hey, Doug.

1445
01:12:10,432 --> 01:12:12,575
And for dealers, it's a chance
to meet major collectors

1446
01:12:12,704 --> 01:12:14,528
that might never
come to your gallery.

1447
01:12:14,656 --> 01:12:16,671
Oh, Evan, I loved the show.

1448
01:12:17,248 --> 01:12:22,048
And for us, well,
we're here for other reasons.

1449
01:12:22,912 --> 01:12:23,808
Anika.

1450
01:12:23,936 --> 01:12:24,992
-Patrice.

1451
01:12:43,647 --> 01:12:45,280
-Why deli bags?

1452
01:12:45,408 --> 01:12:47,487
-It's just what I use mostly.

1453
01:12:48,512 --> 01:12:51,520
-The everyday, the benign,

1454
01:12:52,352 --> 01:12:54,656
<i>the invisibility</i>
<i>of utilitarianism.</i>

1455
01:12:55,263 --> 01:12:57,247
-The bags,
they get the job done.

1456
01:12:57,824 --> 01:13:01,312
-Your prices are quite high
for an emerging artist.

1457
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,640
And, you know, while there's
a long wait list for the work,

1458
01:13:04,767 --> 01:13:07,872
I can't seem to find anyone
who actually owns one.

1459
01:13:08,064 --> 01:13:11,903
-I, for one, applaud collectors
who buy art for art's sake,

1460
01:13:12,032 --> 01:13:14,816
<i>not just for tax write-offs</i>
<i>and social bragging.</i>

1461
01:13:14,944 --> 01:13:16,512
<i>I completely agree,</i>

1462
01:13:16,639 --> 01:13:18,367
<i>too bad they're so rare.</i>

1463
01:13:19,519 --> 01:13:22,176
<i>So, the million-dollar</i>
<i>question:</i>

1464
01:13:22,303 --> 01:13:24,000
What's next for the Bagman?

1465
01:13:24,416 --> 01:13:25,023
-Nothing.

1466
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,680
-Taking time to
enjoy your success?

1467
01:13:28,063 --> 01:13:29,279
-Nah, I, uh,

1468
01:13:30,687 --> 01:13:32,192
just don't wanna
make art anymore.

1469
01:13:33,215 --> 01:13:36,288
-As a dealer, the business
part of me is heartbroken.

1470
01:13:36,799 --> 01:13:40,320
But as an art lover,
I couldn't be more impressed

1471
01:13:40,447 --> 01:13:43,871
by the honesty and
integrity of this artist.

1472
01:13:45,312 --> 01:13:47,872
-So this is really
the last works

1473
01:13:48,031 --> 01:13:50,239
we're going to see
from the Bagman?

1474
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,568
-He's going to unveil
one last piece

1475
01:13:53,696 --> 01:13:56,545
the day after tomorrow,
three PM, right here.

1476
01:13:57,088 --> 01:13:59,487
But I wanna be discreet about it
so that people experience

1477
01:13:59,616 --> 01:14:01,600
the work and aren't
influenced by the fact

1478
01:14:01,728 --> 01:14:03,839
that the market thinks
he's hot right now.

1479
01:14:03,968 --> 01:14:05,759
-I completely understand

1480
01:14:06,432 --> 01:14:08,831
and I'll be discreet.

1481
01:14:29,855 --> 01:14:32,576
-Patrice, Mae Li here,
good news,

1482
01:14:32,704 --> 01:14:34,368
Roman definitely
wants the piece.

1483
01:14:34,496 --> 01:14:37,120
Bad news, he's not sure
about the meet and greet,

1484
01:14:37,248 --> 01:14:39,615
but he's willing to
pay triple the price.

1485
01:14:39,745 --> 01:14:40,927
Ahhh!

1486
01:14:50,144 --> 01:14:51,968
- <i>Hi, Mae Li,</i>

1487
01:14:52,639 --> 01:14:55,648
<i>three PM tomorrow</i>
<i>or the deal is off.</i>

1488
01:15:00,544 --> 01:15:01,983
-None of his bags
are for sale?

1489
01:15:02,112 --> 01:15:03,519
-The artist doesn't wanna
present the work

1490
01:15:03,649 --> 01:15:04,736
as a commodity.

1491
01:15:04,863 --> 01:15:06,335
-The review did
a wonderful job

1492
01:15:06,464 --> 01:15:08,607
of conveying
the power of the piece.

1493
01:15:08,736 --> 01:15:10,816
And I'm not afraid to tell you

1494
01:15:10,943 --> 01:15:14,048
I have not been that
turned on in years.

1495
01:15:14,336 --> 01:15:15,583
And this is Miami.

1496
01:15:16,703 --> 01:15:19,009
-Come on, not even
an early sketch?

1497
01:15:19,135 --> 01:15:20,672
-The earlier pieces
are already with

1498
01:15:20,799 --> 01:15:22,303
collectors I'm afraid.

1499
01:15:22,432 --> 01:15:25,408
-You led us to believe there
would be work available to us.

1500
01:15:25,535 --> 01:15:27,392
-I'm just as upset
as you are.

1501
01:15:27,551 --> 01:15:29,087
-What about the pieces
you brought here?

1502
01:15:29,248 --> 01:15:31,489
-Exhibition only, I'm afraid.

1503
01:15:31,615 --> 01:15:32,767
-Not even for an old friend?

1504
01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:34,623
-I do have a new work
for sale,

1505
01:15:34,752 --> 01:15:36,511
I'm just not exhibiting
it till tomorrow.

1506
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,136
Tomorrow--Tomorrow--
Tomorrow at three.

1507
01:15:39,487 --> 01:15:42,112
Accompanied by
a live performance.

1508
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:43,712
-I'll take it.
-We'll take it.

1509
01:15:43,839 --> 01:15:45,247
-I'll take it.

1510
01:15:45,376 --> 01:15:47,040
-It's yours, meet me at
the VIP tent after the show.

1511
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,705
I'll have a car waiting.

1512
01:15:48,927 --> 01:15:50,336
-We've hit a problem.

1513
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,600
Anton.

1514
01:15:58,912 --> 01:16:00,992
-You said this thing was
gonna be a really big deal

1515
01:16:01,119 --> 01:16:02,400
full of billionaires.

1516
01:16:02,527 --> 01:16:03,743
There's barely anybody here.

1517
01:16:03,872 --> 01:16:06,271
-Today and tomorrow
are VIP screenings only.

1518
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,839
It's not open to
the public yet.

1519
01:16:07,969 --> 01:16:11,167
-Where's Reg? I wanna make
sure he's not skippin' town.

1520
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:13,503
And you two do what you
said you were gonna do.

1521
01:16:13,632 --> 01:16:15,649
-Will you keep your
voice down? Okay?

1522
01:16:15,775 --> 01:16:16,927
Everything's organized.

1523
01:16:17,056 --> 01:16:18,272
Just let Reggie
and I do our thing.

1524
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:19,359
-Which is what?

1525
01:16:21,505 --> 01:16:23,455
I'll see you tomorrow.

1526
01:16:28,832 --> 01:16:31,105
You really think you're gonna
make it to Cuba in that?

1527
01:16:31,743 --> 01:16:33,889
-It's the best Gordon
could do on short notice.

1528
01:16:34,271 --> 01:16:35,327
I mean it has to.

1529
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:36,895
-Whatever happens,
whatever everybody says,

1530
01:16:37,023 --> 01:16:38,815
we're just making art.

1531
01:16:38,943 --> 01:16:40,545
It's all the dealers
are gonna think.

1532
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,840
-Never really had an
audience before, you know?

1533
01:16:44,575 --> 01:16:45,631
- Oh.

1534
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:47,999
-What's this?

1535
01:16:48,128 --> 01:16:50,975
-Artist cut and
our legitimacy.

1536
01:16:51,105 --> 01:16:51,968
-Alibi.

1537
01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:01,920
Thank you.

1538
01:17:02,432 --> 01:17:05,505
But you know,
if we pull this off,

1539
01:17:06,112 --> 01:17:07,552
that's a pretty big fucking if,

1540
01:17:08,736 --> 01:17:11,103
doesn't mean that you're gonna
be free of Anton and Andrei.

1541
01:17:12,032 --> 01:17:14,112
-What are we gonna
do about Anton?

1542
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:17,792
What?

1543
01:17:18,271 --> 01:17:19,679
-He wants to be here.

1544
01:17:20,032 --> 01:17:21,216
Well, that puts him here.

1545
01:17:21,729 --> 01:17:23,040
Think about it.

1546
01:17:24,096 --> 01:17:26,303
He's not supposed to
be here, but I am.

1547
01:17:26,432 --> 01:17:27,327
I'm the artist.

1548
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,023
-I'm glad to hear
you finally admit it.

1549
01:17:29,152 --> 01:17:32,831
-Right, so if he's here,
we should put him to work.

1550
01:17:33,505 --> 01:17:34,879
-To work?

1551
01:17:38,145 --> 01:17:39,136
Hmm.

1552
01:17:46,623 --> 01:17:48,705
- <i>Hi, Patrice,</i>
<i>got your message.</i>

1553
01:17:48,865 --> 01:17:49,696
<i>We're on our way.</i>

1554
01:17:49,825 --> 01:17:51,775
<i>Roman is so excited.</i>

1555
01:17:51,936 --> 01:17:54,112
- Patricia,
Patricia my card.

1556
01:17:54,432 --> 01:17:55,743
- We must
speak with you.

1557
01:17:55,871 --> 01:17:57,183
- Dr. and
Mrs. Galvinson.

1558
01:17:57,312 --> 01:17:59,200
-We're willing to cover
all fabrication costs.

1559
01:17:59,329 --> 01:18:00,129
-Oh!

1560
01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:05,856
-Hey Siri, text Patrice Capullo
we've arrived.

1561
01:18:05,984 --> 01:18:08,032
-I've just spoken with
<i>Art News, Art Forum,</i>

1562
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,280
<i>Art in America,</i>

1563
01:18:09,407 --> 01:18:10,689
and they'll all syndicate
to global press.

1564
01:18:10,816 --> 01:18:12,223
-I'm definitely
interested in that.

1565
01:18:12,352 --> 01:18:14,336
-Well, if it's about
financial compensation--

1566
01:18:14,463 --> 01:18:15,616
-Thank you.

1567
01:18:15,745 --> 01:18:17,472
Thank you everyone for
your interest and support.

1568
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,127
I'm looking forward to talking
to you after the performance.

1569
01:18:29,503 --> 01:18:30,976
- Patrice.

1570
01:18:31,327 --> 01:18:34,240
May I introduce
Mr. Roman Rashnikov.

1571
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,080
-Mr. Rashnikov, welcome.

1572
01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:40,895
Your support for
artists is well known,

1573
01:18:41,152 --> 01:18:43,807
as well as your impressively
immeasurable collection.

1574
01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:46,112
This is my assistant, Leslie.

1575
01:18:46,623 --> 01:18:47,551
-Assistant?

1576
01:18:48,192 --> 01:18:50,240
-I've been telling Roman
about your recent

1577
01:18:50,367 --> 01:18:51,647
show in New York

1578
01:18:51,776 --> 01:18:53,503
and he's so excited at
this opportunity to add--

1579
01:18:53,632 --> 01:18:56,255
-I'm sure you are,
but I have to warn you,

1580
01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:58,880
this new piece is not
for everyone's taste.

1581
01:18:59,553 --> 01:19:02,207
-I'm sure I'll be able
to handle it, honey.

1582
01:19:02,785 --> 01:19:03,712
-Hmm.

1583
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:06,207
-He's so funny.

1584
01:19:06,336 --> 01:19:07,360
-Hilarious.

1585
01:19:07,489 --> 01:19:09,023
-Patrice, I can
assure you definitively

1586
01:19:09,153 --> 01:19:11,329
that Mr. Rashnikov is
the most deserving person

1587
01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:12,415
of the Bagman's work.

1588
01:19:12,543 --> 01:19:13,727
-Hmm. Leslie,

1589
01:19:13,856 --> 01:19:16,000
while Mr. Rashnikov and
the Bagman speak,

1590
01:19:16,129 --> 01:19:17,375
why don't you take Mae Li

1591
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,809
down to the storage
to see the new piece.

1592
01:19:19,936 --> 01:19:20,864
-Ohh.

1593
01:19:20,992 --> 01:19:22,111
-The new piece?

1594
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,023
-Yes, it's on
the shelf in a case.

1595
01:19:27,745 --> 01:19:30,400
-Um, okay, follow me.

1596
01:19:30,529 --> 01:19:31,871
-I can't wait to see it.

1597
01:19:32,896 --> 01:19:36,064
-Mr. Rashnikov, the Bagman.

1598
01:19:40,447 --> 01:19:43,551
-Finally, men speak.

1599
01:19:45,311 --> 01:19:46,431
So tell me...

1600
01:19:58,144 --> 01:20:00,160
-Wasn't she in
his other video?

1601
01:20:01,791 --> 01:20:03,487
<i>Where did you study?</i>

1602
01:20:03,904 --> 01:20:06,080
-Fucking leeches,
these dealers.

1603
01:20:06,303 --> 01:20:07,713
- <i>I'm self-taught...</i>

1604
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:10,496
<i>been honing my craft</i>
<i>for years.</i>

1605
01:20:13,951 --> 01:20:16,191
-I enjoy...

1606
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,128
how your work
comes from shadows.

1607
01:20:20,545 --> 01:20:23,776
Places that most people
find discomfort in.

1608
01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,311
Mae Li doesn't always
have a good eye

1609
01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:33,311
for what intrigues me,
but not this time.

1610
01:20:38,464 --> 01:20:39,263
Is this it?

1611
01:20:42,847 --> 01:20:44,031
-Not yet.

1612
01:20:46,464 --> 01:20:48,033
-What does the work mean?

1613
01:20:50,335 --> 01:20:51,551
-Truth.

1614
01:20:55,263 --> 01:20:57,280
What is more important
than the truth?

1615
01:21:00,287 --> 01:21:02,111
See, I'm finally
allowing the world

1616
01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:06,015
to see a part of me that
had been hidden for years.

1617
01:21:07,903 --> 01:21:09,152
-Which part?

1618
01:21:18,367 --> 01:21:19,455
<i>Tell me.</i>

1619
01:21:20,223 --> 01:21:21,439
<i>Which part?</i>

1620
01:21:31,264 --> 01:21:32,320
-The dark part.

1621
01:22:19,232 --> 01:22:20,352
-Oh my god.

1622
01:22:46,368 --> 01:22:47,647
-What the fuck happened?

1623
01:22:47,904 --> 01:22:49,344
-She out-muscled Anton.

1624
01:22:49,471 --> 01:22:50,880
-Oh, that's bullshit, pussy.

1625
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:53,152
-Pussy? Looks like you needed
a fucking step ladder

1626
01:22:53,311 --> 01:22:55,040
to choke her out.
-Oh, fuck off.

1627
01:22:55,712 --> 01:22:57,632
-We're not gonna fit
two bodies in that crate.

1628
01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:58,784
- Figure it out.

1629
01:23:08,639 --> 01:23:09,984
-Sorry to keep you waiting.

1630
01:23:10,112 --> 01:23:11,840
When I told everyone
the Bagman wanted you

1631
01:23:11,968 --> 01:23:14,048
to have the piece,
they just snapped.

1632
01:23:15,808 --> 01:23:16,736
New money.

1633
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,712
-Congratulations,
how would you like to pay?

1634
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,664
- Oh yes,
of course.

1635
01:23:22,143 --> 01:23:23,808
This means so much to us.

1636
01:23:24,063 --> 01:23:25,760
-Oh, I'm so happy for you.

1637
01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:29,088
-Rest assured the work
will truly have a place

1638
01:23:29,216 --> 01:23:30,943
of honor in our collection.

1639
01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:33,440
-I'll throw in an Ed Ruscha
if you swipe the fucking card.

1640
01:23:39,968 --> 01:23:41,632
-Thank you, thank you.

1641
01:23:41,952 --> 01:23:42,816
-Be careful, you two.

1642
01:23:51,488 --> 01:23:52,927
-So, how'd it go?

1643
01:23:53,088 --> 01:23:55,679
-You were right, he's
the perfect man for the piece.

1644
01:23:55,807 --> 01:23:57,535
-Yeah, he just
about died for it.

1645
01:23:57,663 --> 01:23:58,559
- Amazing.

1646
01:23:58,687 --> 01:23:59,904
-This is the piece actually,

1647
01:24:00,032 --> 01:24:01,599
he wants you to ship
the address on the label

1648
01:24:01,728 --> 01:24:03,808
as soon as possible, like--

1649
01:24:03,936 --> 01:24:05,279
...right now.

1650
01:24:05,504 --> 01:24:09,344
- Oh, okay.

1651
01:24:10,207 --> 01:24:11,392
Where is Roman?

1652
01:24:11,935 --> 01:24:13,152
-He said he wanted to party.

1653
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,560
-Dude's a party animal.

1654
01:24:14,688 --> 01:24:16,448
-Leslie, I left something
for you in the back room.

1655
01:24:16,576 --> 01:24:17,664
-Copy, on it Patrice.

1656
01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:19,552
-Oh, um, wait. Um.

1657
01:24:19,679 --> 01:24:20,799
Can--

1658
01:24:23,264 --> 01:24:24,415
Fuck.

1659
01:24:31,904 --> 01:24:33,760
Oh-ooh-kay.

1660
01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:36,288
Hello?

1661
01:24:38,656 --> 01:24:39,839
-Hmm.

1662
01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:44,224
-How do you think
Bas Jan Ader would feel

1663
01:24:44,351 --> 01:24:45,216
about Jimmy Buffet?

1664
01:24:46,784 --> 01:24:49,471
-Well, most people would
think he wouldn't like him,

1665
01:24:50,462 --> 01:24:52,608
<i>but Bas Jan was an absurdist.</i>

1666
01:24:54,848 --> 01:24:55,776
<i>Good luck, Reggie.</i>

1667
01:25:04,895 --> 01:25:06,368
<i>Hey, yeah,</i>

1668
01:25:06,496 --> 01:25:09,280
Grace freaked when she heard
about her first museum show.

1669
01:25:09,695 --> 01:25:11,264
Went on a four day rave.

1670
01:25:11,455 --> 01:25:12,799
-I don't know how
to forward a call.

1671
01:25:12,928 --> 01:25:14,528
So just put them on hold
and call for me or Patrice.

1672
01:25:14,816 --> 01:25:17,536
- <i>Nice article in</i>
<i>the paper about your new digs.</i>

1673
01:25:17,664 --> 01:25:19,295
- You reading
the art section now?

1674
01:25:19,424 --> 01:25:21,215
- Actually, I was
scanning the obituaries

1675
01:25:21,344 --> 01:25:23,680
for your name when
I ran across the article.

1676
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,159
Congratulations kid.

1677
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,624
<i>Looks like you pulled it off.</i>

1678
01:25:31,008 --> 01:25:32,320
- Well, well, well.

1679
01:25:33,088 --> 01:25:37,439
-Everybody knows you
got something on Anton.

1680
01:25:37,664 --> 01:25:40,031
Whatever it is, it's so good

1681
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,848
his father hasn't made
you a permanent resident

1682
01:25:42,976 --> 01:25:44,544
of his walk-in freezer.

1683
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:46,368
-What is that?

1684
01:25:47,071 --> 01:25:48,288
-An invoice.

1685
01:25:50,208 --> 01:25:52,256
For a piece I sold

1686
01:25:52,384 --> 01:25:55,679
to this nice wealthy couple
on the Upper West Side.

1687
01:25:55,936 --> 01:25:57,152
<i>Or was it Chelsea?</i>

1688
01:26:04,382 --> 01:26:05,728
It's a unique piece.

1689
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:07,744
One of a kind really,

1690
01:26:08,159 --> 01:26:11,296
kind of like your
fingerprints, Anton.

1691
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,079
-Do you have any idea
what you're doing?

1692
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:21,408
- But Rashnikov
and his bodyguard,

1693
01:26:21,663 --> 01:26:23,104
they found his boat
floating in the sea

1694
01:26:23,231 --> 01:26:26,111
about 30 miles from Havana
and nobody in it.

1695
01:26:27,295 --> 01:26:29,279
<i>Coast Guard says rough seas.</i>

1696
01:26:30,112 --> 01:26:30,976
-Hmm.

1697
01:26:31,104 --> 01:26:32,416
-Cops got no body.

1698
01:26:32,735 --> 01:26:34,046
They got no case.

1699
01:26:35,103 --> 01:26:36,991
Too bad Reggie
wasn't so lucky.

1700
01:26:37,216 --> 01:26:38,656
-Hmm?
-Hmm.

1701
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:55,552
Come on, kid,
where'd he disappear to?

1702
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,720
-Maybe he needed
a mental health break.

1703
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:01,183
-Don't bullshit
a bullshitter.

1704
01:27:01,855 --> 01:27:03,136
How'd you pull it off?

1705
01:27:03,455 --> 01:27:07,072
-Oh, and I'm kind of a big deal
in the art world again.

1706
01:27:07,999 --> 01:27:10,080
So if anything
should happen to me,

1707
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:11,904
you'll find I have
just as many rich

1708
01:27:12,032 --> 01:27:14,719
and powerful friends as
you do.

1709
01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:17,728
And your chops...

1710
01:27:19,135 --> 01:27:20,608
they're a bit dry.

1711
01:27:34,271 --> 01:27:35,616
- <i>Oy gevalt.</i>

1712
01:27:35,743 --> 01:27:38,335
-Yeah, I gotta ask, what
the fuck's with the Yiddish?

1713
01:27:38,463 --> 01:27:40,224
-What, a Black man
can't speak Yiddish?

1714
01:27:40,352 --> 01:27:43,071
Williamsburg wasn't
always hipsters

1715
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:44,800
and hemp seeds in the fifties.

1716
01:27:48,512 --> 01:27:50,048
- <i>Today,</i>
<i>we bring you a story</i>

1717
01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:53,216
<i>involving a missing</i>
<i>Russian billionaire.</i>

1718
01:27:53,344 --> 01:27:55,872
<i>Some people say</i>
<i>his disappearance</i>

1719
01:27:56,128 --> 01:27:58,144
<i>is art imitating life.</i>

1720
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,728
<i>And others say</i>
<i>it's life imitating...</i>

1721
01:28:02,176 --> 01:28:03,456
<i>murder.</i>